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"WHEN CATS ATTACK!"

I was recording some stuff with my vid-cam, when my cat attacked! Here's the proof:

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/ paul.whiston/when_cats_attack.html

I think I'm gonna make a short film about cats and put some funny music over the top.

I was just sitting at my computer, eating strawberry laces, when my cat came up and said "Miaw", and I said "Whatever".

I was just sitting at my computer, eating strawberry laces, when my cat came up and said "Miaw", and I said "Whatever".

My cat's 16, and just sleeps all day... She wasn't very exciting as a kitten either. My sister's cat, Anakin, was a rebel. He would topple bins, drink anything you were foolish enough to put on the floor and claw his way up your legs... very painfully.

Is it just me, or does monkey_man look like Lyam Lynch?

I love my cat Sylvester. He drops way too much hair though.

My 3 seemed to feel that 1am was an ideal time to thunder round the house, and occasionally jump at my bedroom door in an attempt to smash it open...God bless 'em eh?

Actually, despite my attempt at sarcasm, I really should come out of the closet and say that I call them my babies and have been known to sing to them. Clearly there is too much oestrogen in the water where I live.

i have two cats i do. one is three years old and is a little rascal he likes to chew on my hand he does and my other one is 15 years old and sleeps a lot and always comes on my bed to sleep she the best one cos she nice but my other is the best cos he's silly.

My cats used to bring in toads and frogs about a year ago, now all they do is eat, and climb on the desk when I'm playing an important Tactical Ops match.

My stupid cat got onto the windowledge above the stairs this morning by leaping, then realised it couldn't get back.
I went down for morning smoke and tea, he looked at me and did that silent mewl thing.

I laughed and laughed and laughed. Then flicked the peas from bombay mix at it until the gf woke up and got mad.
Apparently I was "teasing" it.

Meh

A like it when they were kittens the best, as they are very playful. Used to use play with them with string. The laser would have to be the best, as when you point the laser beam on the curtains, they claw their way up.

My cats boring, shes 17 and boring as hell, just sleeps. Although i thre her out of the backdoor (literally) into 5inch of snow, and she just ran back in. Boring...