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"Give me some inspiration people!"

OK, so I've got a semi-decent digital camera and some decent software to edit film and stuff, but I don't know what to film. I want to make some short videos to put on the internet, but I've got nothing to film. I've thought about recording some music and putting some video with it, but that takes too long. I want results now, dammit!

monkey_man wrote:
> Oh yeah, no porn.

Hey, I got an.....oh. Forget I said anything.


Cheap joke, but it had to be done.

Made me laugh.

monkey_man wrote:
> He he, this is my first (pitiful) effort:
>
> http://homepage.ntlworld.com/ paul.whiston/videos/look_out_lucas.mpg
>
> I really need a job or a life or something.

Ouch. That hurt.

Spose you gotta start somewhere.

Create a Lego Movie.

They are great fun, and if you want help with SFX then ask me on MSN.

Nice.

Goatboy wrote:
> Make a photo-morph thing to explain why the Llama-faced oaf from
> Boyzone is now acting in Coronation Street.
>
> Also, he has eyes like a goat.

Best post of the year so far.

Spat out my water.

He he, this is my first (pitiful) effort:

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/ paul.whiston/videos/look_out_lucas.mpg

I really need a job or a life or something.

I think that darth and luke could 'go large'

With sidious as 'eye ball jedi pull'

'Please Mr. Solo, (breath) can I have a jam (breath) sandwich please?'

It's been done before on the Adam and Joe show...

Use old Star Wars toys and recreate popular movie scenes.

I'd like to see a 7" Chewbacca being Steve McQueen in The Great Escape, trying to leap the fence on that wind-up Evil Knivel motorbike toy.

Or Darth Vader and Greedo in Jerry Maguire
"You had me at hello"

Just film any pet/animal for about an hour and if it does anything vaguely amusing, like preen itself or bark or something of that ilk, send the tape to You've been framed, freepost. They'll probably use it in one of their hilarious animal montages and you'll get £250.

If the animals fight each other send it to You've been maimed, or if one of them decides to wear a dress even though it's a man dog, then send it to You've been damed.

You could even recreate an episode of the A-Team with animals as the characters: so Mr T-Rottwieler, Faceman- poodle, Hannibal- Elephant and Murdoch would be a March Hare.

Then send it in to You've been blamed (for a crime that you haven't committed and sentenced to sixteen yeasr in a maximum security military prison).