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The reason Square got the recent movie deal with Sony.
Square Exec 1 - Hey boss I have an idea lets develop for the new Bandi handheld that's compatable with Playstation 2.
Square CEO - Great idea, what it projected worldwide market share.
Square Exec 1 - 1.3 %
Square CEO - Very good it go places then.
Square Exec 1 - Yea sure is.
Square Exec 2 - How will this effect our relationship with Sony.
Square CEO - I'll tell you what you do, you make Final Fantasy for this handheld game and make it compatable with Final Fantasy 10 on Playstation 2.
Square Exec 2 - Yes sir.
Sqaure CEO - And while your at it, make Final Fantasy 12, 13 and 14 for Playstation 2.
Square Exec 1 - But sir we don't have the resour....
Square CEO - DO IT.
Square Exec 1 - ..er...yes sir.
Square CEO - ha, that should secure funding from Sony movie for next 40 year, BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
Square Exec 2 - Hey Sir I have an idea.
Square CEO - Proceed, you know I open to new idea.
Square Exec 2 - How about we develop for Game Boy Colour, it owns 98% of the worldwide haldheld market, has sold over 105 Million units and could make this company millions of dollars.
Square Exec 1 - ..............
Square CEO - ..............
Square Exec 2 - What
Square Exec 1 - ..............
Square Exec 2 - WHAT
Square CEO - ............
Square Exec 1 - ..............
Square CEO - YOU FIRE
Square Exec 2 - But...wha..why ?
- - - PHONE RINGS - - -
Square CEO - Yes
Sony CEO - What is this I hear about Game boy development.
Square CEO - Oh sorry nothing master, the offender has been punish.
Sony CEO - If you ever even consider the evil Nintendo you will be punished severly.
Square CEO - Yes master I understand the penalty, it made clear in the Playstation dev kit charter.
Sony CEO - Good.
Square CEO - Were going to make Final Fantasy 12, 13 and 14 for Playstation 2.
Sony CEO - Don't kiss my a*se, that ain't going to get you that movie deal.
Square CEO - How about Type-S Racing 2.
Sony CEO - Make that game now, ah maybe I was a little harsh, I will give you the movie deal. However if I hear you consider Nintendo you shall be destroyed BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
Square Exec 1 - Hey boss I have an idea lets develop for the new Bandi handheld that's compatable with Playstation 2.
Square CEO - Great idea, what it projected worldwide market share.
Square Exec 1 - 1.3 %
Square CEO - Very good it go places then.
Square Exec 1 - Yea sure is.
Square Exec 2 - How will this effect our relationship with Sony.
Square CEO - I'll tell you what you do, you make Final Fantasy for this handheld game and make it compatable with Final Fantasy 10 on Playstation 2.
Square Exec 2 - Yes sir.
Sqaure CEO - And while your at it, make Final Fantasy 12, 13 and 14 for Playstation 2.
Square Exec 1 - But sir we don't have the resour....
Square CEO - DO IT.
Square Exec 1 - ..er...yes sir.
Square CEO - ha, that should secure funding from Sony movie for next 40 year, BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
Square Exec 2 - Hey Sir I have an idea.
Square CEO - Proceed, you know I open to new idea.
Square Exec 2 - How about we develop for Game Boy Colour, it owns 98% of the worldwide haldheld market, has sold over 105 Million units and could make this company millions of dollars.
Square Exec 1 - ..............
Square CEO - ..............
Square Exec 2 - What
Square Exec 1 - ..............
Square Exec 2 - WHAT
Square CEO - ............
Square Exec 1 - ..............
Square CEO - YOU FIRE
Square Exec 2 - But...wha..why ?
- - - PHONE RINGS - - -
Square CEO - Yes
Sony CEO - What is this I hear about Game boy development.
Square CEO - Oh sorry nothing master, the offender has been punish.
Sony CEO - If you ever even consider the evil Nintendo you will be punished severly.
Square CEO - Yes master I understand the penalty, it made clear in the Playstation dev kit charter.
Sony CEO - Good.
Square CEO - Were going to make Final Fantasy 12, 13 and 14 for Playstation 2.
Sony CEO - Don't kiss my a*se, that ain't going to get you that movie deal.
Square CEO - How about Type-S Racing 2.
Sony CEO - Make that game now, ah maybe I was a little harsh, I will give you the movie deal. However if I hear you consider Nintendo you shall be destroyed BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
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Well I don't. Mine are much better.
I dunno, I haven't read them all.
I should add that I have never won Gameaday myself.
I should add that I have never won Gameaday myself.
Past contributions cannot win
Exactly
Weird stuff happens
Weird stuff happens
Be happy
Don't cheat
Don't cheat
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