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Fri 29/12/00 at 20:19
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The reason Square got the recent movie deal with Sony.

Square Exec 1 - Hey boss I have an idea lets develop for the new Bandi handheld that's compatable with Playstation 2.

Square CEO - Great idea, what it projected worldwide market share.

Square Exec 1 - 1.3 %

Square CEO - Very good it go places then.

Square Exec 1 - Yea sure is.

Square Exec 2 - How will this effect our relationship with Sony.

Square CEO - I'll tell you what you do, you make Final Fantasy for this handheld game and make it compatable with Final Fantasy 10 on Playstation 2.

Square Exec 2 - Yes sir.

Sqaure CEO - And while your at it, make Final Fantasy 12, 13 and 14 for Playstation 2.

Square Exec 1 - But sir we don't have the resour....

Square CEO - DO IT.

Square Exec 1 - ..er...yes sir.

Square CEO - ha, that should secure funding from Sony movie for next 40 year, BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

Square Exec 2 - Hey Sir I have an idea.

Square CEO - Proceed, you know I open to new idea.

Square Exec 2 - How about we develop for Game Boy Colour, it owns 98% of the worldwide haldheld market, has sold over 105 Million units and could make this company millions of dollars.

Square Exec 1 - ..............

Square CEO - ..............

Square Exec 2 - What

Square Exec 1 - ..............

Square Exec 2 - WHAT

Square CEO - ............

Square Exec 1 - ..............

Square CEO - YOU FIRE

Square Exec 2 - But...wha..why ?

- - - PHONE RINGS - - -

Square CEO - Yes

Sony CEO - What is this I hear about Game boy development.

Square CEO - Oh sorry nothing master, the offender has been punish.

Sony CEO - If you ever even consider the evil Nintendo you will be punished severly.

Square CEO - Yes master I understand the penalty, it made clear in the Playstation dev kit charter.

Sony CEO - Good.

Square CEO - Were going to make Final Fantasy 12, 13 and 14 for Playstation 2.

Sony CEO - Don't kiss my a*se, that ain't going to get you that movie deal.

Square CEO - How about Type-S Racing 2.

Sony CEO - Make that game now, ah maybe I was a little harsh, I will give you the movie deal. However if I hear you consider Nintendo you shall be destroyed BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
Fri 29/12/00 at 23:24
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As arnie would say "i'll be back"
*But grix is to strong*

(we can take him)
Fri 29/12/00 at 23:23
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"Must lose weight"
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And the best thing to do now Rhino is:

Stop talking about not winning.
Fri 29/12/00 at 23:21
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Rhino on horseback or horse on rhinoback?

Either way - stick with it Rhino
Fri 29/12/00 at 23:19
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But I post good messages and i never get any comment or win anything. I only won for a cheat so i don't know where i am going wrong.

By the way quake 3 rocks
Fri 29/12/00 at 23:18
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Posts: 23,216
You make me sound like some shady old cowboy, dressed in black...


"You ain't got no chance with him around." Tony, the priest, pointed to the dark figure sleeping under the shade. "He ain't easy to beat."

Golden Rhino adjusted his pure white jacket, and headed to meet the dark man.

"Cough."

The shady man woke, but there was no sign that he did.

"Wouldn't it be easier to cough, instead of just saying it? Stranger?"

Rhino swallowed his courage.

"I wish to fight you."

Grix didn't move.

"I am tired. I must sleep. Goodbye stranger."

The townsfolk started laughing at Rhino.

"You can laugh!" Rhino shouted. "I'll come back again! I'll challenge you, AND I'll beat you!"

The laughter followed Rhino to his horse, and drifted off into the distance as he rode out of town...
Fri 29/12/00 at 23:15
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Well I suppose you have a point there. But we have to be careful not to upset the people who don't win and don't receive some other sort of credit as well.
Fri 29/12/00 at 23:13
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But it annoyes me when say something stupid wins like the songs so I try to be like that and lose.

The trouble is that yu only get rewarded for one thing and that is the winning contribution. There should be some way in which people who do not win recieve some kind of credit
Fri 29/12/00 at 23:08
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"Must lose weight"
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Grix is not like me.

I couldn't even spell when I was his age
Fri 29/12/00 at 23:07
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The trouble is Rhino, you are up against some tough competitors, like Grix here for example.

It's just not easy to win.
Fri 29/12/00 at 23:06
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I'm allowed to while the charity thing is running.

You don't have to make a topic to win.

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