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Michael Cole is standing backstage with representatives of the two teams tonight, Rosey (Jericho15) and Jetster in his locker room being interviewed by Kevin Kelly merely seconds before their huge interpromotional CAW Vs SRW member match, the two men are split up purely because of the violence they believe will happen if these men came face to face and interviewed.
MC: “So Rosey are you looking forward to your match”
Rosey: “With him, he don’t stand a chance”
*He says this as he rips away at a chunk of meat
Rosey: “He ain’t half the man I am”
Jetster: “You got that right”
MC: “Is that your secret to success, through what you eat?”
Rosey: “Yeah, you could say that, plus it tastes mighty fine huh?”
Jetster: “Like when’s the last time you saw your feet dude?”
Rosey: “You know my father was a big man and he was very successful in life, in fact it was because of his size that he became well known”
Jetster: “Why did he have an amusement park based around him?”
Rosey: “It’s because of him that I’m here today, I too want to prove large people are people too”
Jetster: “Shouldn’t you be veged out watching TV or something right about now”
MC: “Well I think that’s great, good luck in your match tonight”
*Rosey and Michael Cole shake hands and Rosey walks away
Jetster: “He is well fat though ain’t he”
MC: “You were quiet Jetster, not intimidated were you?”
Jetster: “You what!?”
Kevin Kelly: “Oh no, sorry the mic isn’t on”
*Jetster stares menacingly at Kevin Kelly as KK slowly retreats and leaves the locker room.
FAT BOYS ARE BACK!!
The arena is filled with the the popular Fat Boys track as Rosey (Jericho15) and Jamal (Bazzman) come out on stage! They raise their hands to the crowd but don’t get much support as they jog (walking pace to us) to the ring and somehow both manage to squeeze under the ropes, no getting in the ring then setting up the ropes around them this time, someone’s been in the gym.
My Sacrifice hits to a chorus of boos, the Elements strut out on stage, Jetsters success lately has been thanks to his partner Reaver (Ant) but he could not however gain him a place in the HIAC and now he’s looking to unleash his frustration out on someone tonight, with two Elements here tonight the pain they can cause could be off the chart, speculation has it that, Jetster will be doing most of the work as Reaver conserves his stregnth for the gigantic HIAC match later tonight.
Jetster walks face to face with Rosey (Jericho15) as the bell rings, Jetster obviously begins speaking and talking trash some of which we heard earlier (well most of us heard earlier) as Rosey becomes enraged and swings for Jetster who ducks it and goes behind and legs Rosey up so he lands face first on the mat, Jetster thinks this is hilariously funny and begins laughing.
Rosey gets up however and the two tie up, with ease Rosey pushes Jetster to the ground as the he begins laughing, this does not go down well and the two walk around the ring each hunting the other. Jetster lets loose with a running closeline but no effect, he then tries a head shot but again to no avail, Rosey retaliates by lifting Jetster up above his head and performing a big scoop slam! WHAM!! The impact stuns Jetster for a second as Rosey takes advantage with a huge belly flop! ARGGH!! That must have totally crushed him!! The referee’s counting, 1, 2.....Jetster gets his arm up! WOW! Not really a kick out but it stopped the count none the less.
Rosey gets up taking Jetster with him, but Jetster somehow fights back and hits home with a few right hand shots, Jetster swings Rosey into the ropes but that was never going to happen and Jetster just hurts his arm trying, relentless he delivers a devastating heatbutt to Rosey which totally catches him off guard, Rosey staggers back and Jetster follows up with a running neckbreaker! Not letting up he takes to the top rope and moonsaults off the top, WHAM!! HE HIT HOME!! I THINK THAT HURT JETSTER TOO! Jetster is lying on top Rosey, the referee counts, 1, 2....kick out!
Jetster quickly gets up and tags in the mighty Reaver and Jetster exits the ring and goes under it and I mean goes right under the ring and out of sight, Rosey gets up and looks around for his opponent, not noticing the earlier tag he walks over to one side of the ring as Reaver climbs in, Jetster appears at the opposite end and taunts Rosey with fat boy names, Rosey charges over but is grabbed from behind by Reaver and swung into a closeline which staggers him back allowing Jamal to tag himself in.
Jamal makes a dive for Reaver who side steps it with ease as the big man lands on his face. Reaver picks him up and signals Jetster in, kick to the stomach and Reaver pulls Rosey in for a powerbomb? No way? The crowd lights up as the two hoist him up onto his shoulders, no way! POWERBOMB!! BOOOOOM!! Jamal was driven into the canvas! Jetster tags himself in as Reaver takes Jamal over to Rosey who tags himself in too, why did he do that? Reaver leaves the ring with Jamal and heads up the ramp, is this what we call conserving his energy.
Rosey runs at Jetser who uses that momentum to hoist him up and uses the ropes to completely push him over! Rosey (Jericho15) falls really akward and hits his lower back of the steel steps on the way down! Argh! Jetster pulls from under his shirt a plain brown bag as the crowd begins to cheer, what’s he got in there? Jetster pulls out a boxing glove!! No way, this isn’t a boxing match, Jetster puts it on but the referee tries to intervene this isn’t a no DQ match and WHAM!! THE REFEREE GETS KNOCKED OUT FOR HIS TROUBLES!! The bell sounds and declares Rosey the winner but Jetster doesn’t seem too fussed, he’s got a lot of frustration he wants to unleash, not getting into that HIAC match has really pumped him up.
Atop of the ramp Jamal (Bazzman) is fighting back and slams Reavers (Ant) head off the steel archway and delivers some stiff right hand blows, this furiates Reaver who knocks Jamal down and rips a pipe from the archway! CRACK!! OH MY GOD!! KNOCK OUT BY REAVER, THE ELEMENTS CLEAR HOUSE!! The crowd goes wild, Reaver picks up the fallen body and drags it into the back and out of sight, before leaving he nods at Jetster who nods back.
Rosey sees the awaiting Jetster in the ring and he then heads under the ring in search of useable items, Rosey re-appears with two brown bags of his own, he hasn’t got boxing gloves too has he? Jetster looks just as confused as us. Rosey reaches into the bags and throws some of it’s contents into the ring, IT’S PINS!! Rosey throws a whole bag full of pins into the ring, oh my god the ring is covered, he slides in the ring and uses the other full bag to hit Jetster sending Jetster backwards into the ropes. He opens the over bag and empties it’s contents! IT’S NAILS!!! OH FOR GODS SAKE!! NAILS!! This is too much, the ring is soaked in pins and nails, ergh I shudder to think what could happen here.
Referees appear from the back to stop the match but both you and me know that didn’t work, the two with a look of fear in their eye stare at one another, the crowd begin to chant the names of both superstars as they slowly walk toward one another, Jetster aggressively throwing his gloves at Rosey, they meet in the centre of the ring, what a moment.... right hand by Jester, right hand by Rosey, Jetster, Rosey, Jetster, Rosey! Neither man falling down or indeed daring to fall down. Jetster quickly scoops up Rosey, WOW!! He’s lifting him! CRASH!! SCOOP SLAM!! ARGH!! Oh my, Rosey is in serious pain! Ergh, his back is bleeding, nails and pins are sticking out of him, his back and arms are cut and bleeding. But Jetster’s not finished he’s going top rope! Please no, he can’t! He launches himself....... WHAMMM!! THE MONEY MAKER!!! ROSEY IS SHREDDED TO DEATH!! Blood pours from where Rosey lays, but Jetster still hasn’t finished? He’s altering the ropes, what’s he doing, the ropes have been slackened slightly, Jetster whips Rosey into the opposite ropes for momentum and up Roseys return uses all of his strength to push and force Rosey faster more! He breaks through the ropes as they give way and hurtles into the... CRASSSHH!!! The announce table is thrust backwards as Rosey crashes head first off the table! He’s completely destroyed, the announcers on the other side were CRUSHED!
Medics attend to Rosey and the announcers as security force Jetster to leave ringside. Jetster is greeted by his partner on the ramp but where is Jamal? What can we expect from the Hell in a Cell match later on tonight after this unlikely war?
Thanks for reading
Starlight
MC: “So Rosey are you looking forward to your match”
Rosey: “With him, he don’t stand a chance”
*He says this as he rips away at a chunk of meat
Rosey: “He ain’t half the man I am”
Jetster: “You got that right”
MC: “Is that your secret to success, through what you eat?”
Rosey: “Yeah, you could say that, plus it tastes mighty fine huh?”
Jetster: “Like when’s the last time you saw your feet dude?”
Rosey: “You know my father was a big man and he was very successful in life, in fact it was because of his size that he became well known”
Jetster: “Why did he have an amusement park based around him?”
Rosey: “It’s because of him that I’m here today, I too want to prove large people are people too”
Jetster: “Shouldn’t you be veged out watching TV or something right about now”
MC: “Well I think that’s great, good luck in your match tonight”
*Rosey and Michael Cole shake hands and Rosey walks away
Jetster: “He is well fat though ain’t he”
MC: “You were quiet Jetster, not intimidated were you?”
Jetster: “You what!?”
Kevin Kelly: “Oh no, sorry the mic isn’t on”
*Jetster stares menacingly at Kevin Kelly as KK slowly retreats and leaves the locker room.
FAT BOYS ARE BACK!!
The arena is filled with the the popular Fat Boys track as Rosey (Jericho15) and Jamal (Bazzman) come out on stage! They raise their hands to the crowd but don’t get much support as they jog (walking pace to us) to the ring and somehow both manage to squeeze under the ropes, no getting in the ring then setting up the ropes around them this time, someone’s been in the gym.
My Sacrifice hits to a chorus of boos, the Elements strut out on stage, Jetsters success lately has been thanks to his partner Reaver (Ant) but he could not however gain him a place in the HIAC and now he’s looking to unleash his frustration out on someone tonight, with two Elements here tonight the pain they can cause could be off the chart, speculation has it that, Jetster will be doing most of the work as Reaver conserves his stregnth for the gigantic HIAC match later tonight.
Jetster walks face to face with Rosey (Jericho15) as the bell rings, Jetster obviously begins speaking and talking trash some of which we heard earlier (well most of us heard earlier) as Rosey becomes enraged and swings for Jetster who ducks it and goes behind and legs Rosey up so he lands face first on the mat, Jetster thinks this is hilariously funny and begins laughing.
Rosey gets up however and the two tie up, with ease Rosey pushes Jetster to the ground as the he begins laughing, this does not go down well and the two walk around the ring each hunting the other. Jetster lets loose with a running closeline but no effect, he then tries a head shot but again to no avail, Rosey retaliates by lifting Jetster up above his head and performing a big scoop slam! WHAM!! The impact stuns Jetster for a second as Rosey takes advantage with a huge belly flop! ARGGH!! That must have totally crushed him!! The referee’s counting, 1, 2.....Jetster gets his arm up! WOW! Not really a kick out but it stopped the count none the less.
Rosey gets up taking Jetster with him, but Jetster somehow fights back and hits home with a few right hand shots, Jetster swings Rosey into the ropes but that was never going to happen and Jetster just hurts his arm trying, relentless he delivers a devastating heatbutt to Rosey which totally catches him off guard, Rosey staggers back and Jetster follows up with a running neckbreaker! Not letting up he takes to the top rope and moonsaults off the top, WHAM!! HE HIT HOME!! I THINK THAT HURT JETSTER TOO! Jetster is lying on top Rosey, the referee counts, 1, 2....kick out!
Jetster quickly gets up and tags in the mighty Reaver and Jetster exits the ring and goes under it and I mean goes right under the ring and out of sight, Rosey gets up and looks around for his opponent, not noticing the earlier tag he walks over to one side of the ring as Reaver climbs in, Jetster appears at the opposite end and taunts Rosey with fat boy names, Rosey charges over but is grabbed from behind by Reaver and swung into a closeline which staggers him back allowing Jamal to tag himself in.
Jamal makes a dive for Reaver who side steps it with ease as the big man lands on his face. Reaver picks him up and signals Jetster in, kick to the stomach and Reaver pulls Rosey in for a powerbomb? No way? The crowd lights up as the two hoist him up onto his shoulders, no way! POWERBOMB!! BOOOOOM!! Jamal was driven into the canvas! Jetster tags himself in as Reaver takes Jamal over to Rosey who tags himself in too, why did he do that? Reaver leaves the ring with Jamal and heads up the ramp, is this what we call conserving his energy.
Rosey runs at Jetser who uses that momentum to hoist him up and uses the ropes to completely push him over! Rosey (Jericho15) falls really akward and hits his lower back of the steel steps on the way down! Argh! Jetster pulls from under his shirt a plain brown bag as the crowd begins to cheer, what’s he got in there? Jetster pulls out a boxing glove!! No way, this isn’t a boxing match, Jetster puts it on but the referee tries to intervene this isn’t a no DQ match and WHAM!! THE REFEREE GETS KNOCKED OUT FOR HIS TROUBLES!! The bell sounds and declares Rosey the winner but Jetster doesn’t seem too fussed, he’s got a lot of frustration he wants to unleash, not getting into that HIAC match has really pumped him up.
Atop of the ramp Jamal (Bazzman) is fighting back and slams Reavers (Ant) head off the steel archway and delivers some stiff right hand blows, this furiates Reaver who knocks Jamal down and rips a pipe from the archway! CRACK!! OH MY GOD!! KNOCK OUT BY REAVER, THE ELEMENTS CLEAR HOUSE!! The crowd goes wild, Reaver picks up the fallen body and drags it into the back and out of sight, before leaving he nods at Jetster who nods back.
Rosey sees the awaiting Jetster in the ring and he then heads under the ring in search of useable items, Rosey re-appears with two brown bags of his own, he hasn’t got boxing gloves too has he? Jetster looks just as confused as us. Rosey reaches into the bags and throws some of it’s contents into the ring, IT’S PINS!! Rosey throws a whole bag full of pins into the ring, oh my god the ring is covered, he slides in the ring and uses the other full bag to hit Jetster sending Jetster backwards into the ropes. He opens the over bag and empties it’s contents! IT’S NAILS!!! OH FOR GODS SAKE!! NAILS!! This is too much, the ring is soaked in pins and nails, ergh I shudder to think what could happen here.
Referees appear from the back to stop the match but both you and me know that didn’t work, the two with a look of fear in their eye stare at one another, the crowd begin to chant the names of both superstars as they slowly walk toward one another, Jetster aggressively throwing his gloves at Rosey, they meet in the centre of the ring, what a moment.... right hand by Jester, right hand by Rosey, Jetster, Rosey, Jetster, Rosey! Neither man falling down or indeed daring to fall down. Jetster quickly scoops up Rosey, WOW!! He’s lifting him! CRASH!! SCOOP SLAM!! ARGH!! Oh my, Rosey is in serious pain! Ergh, his back is bleeding, nails and pins are sticking out of him, his back and arms are cut and bleeding. But Jetster’s not finished he’s going top rope! Please no, he can’t! He launches himself....... WHAMMM!! THE MONEY MAKER!!! ROSEY IS SHREDDED TO DEATH!! Blood pours from where Rosey lays, but Jetster still hasn’t finished? He’s altering the ropes, what’s he doing, the ropes have been slackened slightly, Jetster whips Rosey into the opposite ropes for momentum and up Roseys return uses all of his strength to push and force Rosey faster more! He breaks through the ropes as they give way and hurtles into the... CRASSSHH!!! The announce table is thrust backwards as Rosey crashes head first off the table! He’s completely destroyed, the announcers on the other side were CRUSHED!
Medics attend to Rosey and the announcers as security force Jetster to leave ringside. Jetster is greeted by his partner on the ramp but where is Jamal? What can we expect from the Hell in a Cell match later on tonight after this unlikely war?
Thanks for reading
Starlight
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Spot on.
:)
:)
Ah, you mean Money Shot? :c)
Jetster wrote:
> Andy, in that match did you say that I did the Money Maker from the
> top rope? Because the Money Maker is like a piledriver but you keep
> their arms locked in the Pedigree position so it would be almost
> impossible to do it from the top rope. I could just be confused.
>
> I second what Ant says.
Oh heh, sorry, I thought the Money Maker was the splash from the top rope, like Val Venis used to do. Still you get the idea. :)
Cheers too guys.
> Andy, in that match did you say that I did the Money Maker from the
> top rope? Because the Money Maker is like a piledriver but you keep
> their arms locked in the Pedigree position so it would be almost
> impossible to do it from the top rope. I could just be confused.
>
> I second what Ant says.
Oh heh, sorry, I thought the Money Maker was the splash from the top rope, like Val Venis used to do. Still you get the idea. :)
Cheers too guys.
Andy sent me his bit yesterday so I'm working on it this weekend.
Great, brutal match there Starlight.
Hows the HIAC going Grandprix?
Hows the HIAC going Grandprix?
Brutal, very brutal. 3MW deserve it though. I'm sure they'll want a rematch after the DQ result.
Hur hur, 3 Minute Warning are fat, hur hur. That totally rocked dude. I erm, third what Ant said. Yeah, I third it.
Andy, in that match did you say that I did the Money Maker from the top rope? Because the Money Maker is like a piledriver but you keep their arms locked in the Pedigree position so it would be almost impossible to do it from the top rope. I could just be confused.
I second what Ant says.
I second what Ant says.
I know I've said this to you on MSN anyway but great stuff Andy, I know you had to rewrite this as well. Extremely brutal and could be building up to a nice feud.
Awesome powerbomb from The Elements, and we're still Tag Champs. {:)
Awesome powerbomb from The Elements, and we're still Tag Champs. {:)
Brilliant - brutal, violent, and packed full of carnage! Yeah!
Top stuff, Andy, even if it is about 3 weeks late. ;-)
HIAC BABY!
Top stuff, Andy, even if it is about 3 weeks late. ;-)
HIAC BABY!
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