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WWE Christmas Schedule
· Thursday 19th December – WWE SmackDown!
It’s Brock’s stag night, so WWE SmackDown General Manager Stephanie McMahon has prepared lots of booze…and a stripper. Shannon Moore breaks the news to Matt that he is cheating on him…with Chavo Guerrero.
* * * * * * * *
Brock: *drunk* “Stephanie, I do”
Steph: “Brock, you’re drunk, aren’t you?”
Brock: “You called me hunk hur hur”
Steph: “Hmm, Brock, wait until you see the stripper!”
Mae Young: “Helllllo Stephanie. I am here to…”
The Dudleys run in and set up a table behind Mae. She turns around and they 3D her through it.
Bubba: “…get wood?”
Mae Young: *on floor* “What do they make those tables out of…polystyrene? Heck, lets all go drink tequila!”
The stars walk off and get píssed.
Funaki: “This…is Funaki…SmackDown Nummer W’n Announcer. I here, with Big Show.
Big Show: “DOES MY BUM LOOK BIG IN THIS?!?!”
Funaki: “He…say bum heh.”
Big Show: “I’M SO PROUD’VE MA MAN. ME AND BROCK WILL MAKE AN EXCELLENT COUPLE!”
Funaki: “Bi’ Show. You no marry Brock. Al Willy-sson marry Brock.”
Big Show: “BU…”
Hardcore Holly: “How do you like me now?”
Crash: “Who the heck are you?”
Ron Simmons: “Well I’ll be damned!”
The cameras pan to the SmackDown stage, where the stripper takes her place. A drunken Brock watches on from the commentary table.
Brock: “Go Mae! Go Mae! Go Mae!”
Mae begins to get her kit off.
Mae: “You like that honey?”
The crowd cheer, especially Anthony Haynes and Matt Hughes, are stunned at Mae’s ‘awesome’ body.
Tazz: “Brock..?”
Brock: “Uh huh…”
Cole: “Errr, Tazz, I can’t wait for Easter.”
Tazz: “That was an amazing…*long pause*…dance there by Mae.”
Cole and Tazz continue going on about some irrelevant crap. The camera goes backstage, with Matt delivering some Mattitude to Shannon Moore and Chavo Guerrero.
Matt: “You guys are so gunna regret it.”
Chavo: “How cheech?”
Matt: “That is IT!” *Matt storms off to cry to Steph*
Meanwhile, at ringside…
Brock: “Uh huh…”
Cole: “Welcome to WWE SmackDown! I’m Mikey Coley, alongside Tazz.”
Tazz: “Errr…Mikey…it…*long pause*…is the end of the show.”
The show ends with Brock making more sense then Cole and Tazz.
· Monday 23rd December – WWE RAW
Tonight, we are told that George W. Bush will be making a special appearance. He’ll play the part of a straight wrestler, something that doesn’t happen very often. Triple H will get his tongue stuck up Eric Bischoff’s, err, rectum. We will also see RVD break a nail, and Booker T call The Dyson a ‘sucka’.
* * * * * * * *
Eric: “Welcome to WWE RAW. What a show we have for you tonight! Rob Van Dam will tackle a ladder, whilst Booker T will meet The Dyson. Let’s meet our commentators, JR and The King!”
King: “PUPPIES…”
JR: “…eat JR’s BBQ sauce!”
King: “PUPPIES…”
JR: “…eat JR’s BBQ sauce!”
“CAN YOU DIG IT, SUCKAAAAAAAA?” Booker T walks down to the ring.
*Sucking noises can be heard* The Dyson rolls to the ring.
Booker T: *Stares at Dyson* “Can you dig it…SUCKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAA?”
King: “Wow! Booker T just called the Dyson a sucka. I don’t think this war is over! PUPPIES…”
JR: “…eat JR’s BBQ sauce. You’re right, this feud is just starting! Booker T is on a role here!”
Eric: “That was amazing” *Grins* “This is really heating up here tonight! Up next…Mr. Monday Night lives up to his name as he faces The Ladder!”
“ONE OF A KIND!” RVD flies in the ring and does his funny bouncy thingy. He stares at The Ladder.
RVD: “Everything’s cool when you’re RVD!”
WOAH! THE CAMERAS SHOOT BACKSTAGE! BOOKER T AND THE DYSON ARE AT IT AGAIN!
Booker T: “…Sucka…”
The referees are trying to split these two up! Back in the ring, RVD is flat on his back! HIS NAIL IS BROKEN! EMTS RUSH TO THE RING! RVD HAS BROKEN A NAIL.
**20 minutes later**
Eric: “Ladies and gentlemen, I have the task of breaking the unfortunate news to you. RVD has seriously broken his nail. Dr. Mustapha Tossoff is here with the latest!”
Mustapha: “This is really bad for RVD. Early scans show he could be out for months!”
Eric: “Thanks Mustapha. Well, now I have to go backstage to meet Triple H.”
Eric goes backstage.
Triple H: “Hey darling.”
Eric: “Errr, wrong show. I take it you want Stephanie…”
Triple H: “No, I want you!”
Eric: “Hunter…” *stares* “What are you doing kneeling down behind…” *Eric feels something on his body* “…ME!”
Triple H: “Oh cwap, my tongue is stuck up youw asss”
TRIPLE H HAS GOT HIS TONGUE STUCK UP ERIC BISCHOFF’S RECTUM! THE EMTS AREN’T HERE AS THEY ARE STILL WITH VAN DAM!
All the WWE ‘superstars’ run in, and try to help.
In the ring, the American National Anthem plays, as “Georgey Bush Bush” makes his way out onto the stage.
“I’M AN A$SHOLE! YES I’M AN A$SHOLE” Osama Bin Laden steps out from under the Tron, complete with new music.
Bush: “I WANT WARRRRRR! HAHAHHA.”
Osama: “I want to explain why I decided to do what I did on 9/11.” *Coughs* “I was in my cave…with my goat…watching a WWE show when…”
Mae Young walks out and starts to strip. Osama goes into a trance. Osama’s goat suddenly dies, before Mae leaves the stage and heads to the back.
Osama: “Damn you, Mae. I kill you…all of you.”
Bush: “I want war…”
Eric comes on the Tron, along with Triple H.
Eric: “Wow, our ratings have shot up. Get on to our storywriters; we want a murder, a fight and a wedding! Also, change our name to EastEnders, change our location, and change our characters! Now we’re talking! Yeah. Join us in two weeks for our New Year partay!”
* * * * * * * *
Thanks for reading. I’ll maybe do an SRW one.
DW
· Thursday 19th December – WWE SmackDown!
It’s Brock’s stag night, so WWE SmackDown General Manager Stephanie McMahon has prepared lots of booze…and a stripper. Shannon Moore breaks the news to Matt that he is cheating on him…with Chavo Guerrero.
* * * * * * * *
Brock: *drunk* “Stephanie, I do”
Steph: “Brock, you’re drunk, aren’t you?”
Brock: “You called me hunk hur hur”
Steph: “Hmm, Brock, wait until you see the stripper!”
Mae Young: “Helllllo Stephanie. I am here to…”
The Dudleys run in and set up a table behind Mae. She turns around and they 3D her through it.
Bubba: “…get wood?”
Mae Young: *on floor* “What do they make those tables out of…polystyrene? Heck, lets all go drink tequila!”
The stars walk off and get píssed.
Funaki: “This…is Funaki…SmackDown Nummer W’n Announcer. I here, with Big Show.
Big Show: “DOES MY BUM LOOK BIG IN THIS?!?!”
Funaki: “He…say bum heh.”
Big Show: “I’M SO PROUD’VE MA MAN. ME AND BROCK WILL MAKE AN EXCELLENT COUPLE!”
Funaki: “Bi’ Show. You no marry Brock. Al Willy-sson marry Brock.”
Big Show: “BU…”
Hardcore Holly: “How do you like me now?”
Crash: “Who the heck are you?”
Ron Simmons: “Well I’ll be damned!”
The cameras pan to the SmackDown stage, where the stripper takes her place. A drunken Brock watches on from the commentary table.
Brock: “Go Mae! Go Mae! Go Mae!”
Mae begins to get her kit off.
Mae: “You like that honey?”
The crowd cheer, especially Anthony Haynes and Matt Hughes, are stunned at Mae’s ‘awesome’ body.
Tazz: “Brock..?”
Brock: “Uh huh…”
Cole: “Errr, Tazz, I can’t wait for Easter.”
Tazz: “That was an amazing…*long pause*…dance there by Mae.”
Cole and Tazz continue going on about some irrelevant crap. The camera goes backstage, with Matt delivering some Mattitude to Shannon Moore and Chavo Guerrero.
Matt: “You guys are so gunna regret it.”
Chavo: “How cheech?”
Matt: “That is IT!” *Matt storms off to cry to Steph*
Meanwhile, at ringside…
Brock: “Uh huh…”
Cole: “Welcome to WWE SmackDown! I’m Mikey Coley, alongside Tazz.”
Tazz: “Errr…Mikey…it…*long pause*…is the end of the show.”
The show ends with Brock making more sense then Cole and Tazz.
· Monday 23rd December – WWE RAW
Tonight, we are told that George W. Bush will be making a special appearance. He’ll play the part of a straight wrestler, something that doesn’t happen very often. Triple H will get his tongue stuck up Eric Bischoff’s, err, rectum. We will also see RVD break a nail, and Booker T call The Dyson a ‘sucka’.
* * * * * * * *
Eric: “Welcome to WWE RAW. What a show we have for you tonight! Rob Van Dam will tackle a ladder, whilst Booker T will meet The Dyson. Let’s meet our commentators, JR and The King!”
King: “PUPPIES…”
JR: “…eat JR’s BBQ sauce!”
King: “PUPPIES…”
JR: “…eat JR’s BBQ sauce!”
“CAN YOU DIG IT, SUCKAAAAAAAA?” Booker T walks down to the ring.
*Sucking noises can be heard* The Dyson rolls to the ring.
Booker T: *Stares at Dyson* “Can you dig it…SUCKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAA?”
King: “Wow! Booker T just called the Dyson a sucka. I don’t think this war is over! PUPPIES…”
JR: “…eat JR’s BBQ sauce. You’re right, this feud is just starting! Booker T is on a role here!”
Eric: “That was amazing” *Grins* “This is really heating up here tonight! Up next…Mr. Monday Night lives up to his name as he faces The Ladder!”
“ONE OF A KIND!” RVD flies in the ring and does his funny bouncy thingy. He stares at The Ladder.
RVD: “Everything’s cool when you’re RVD!”
WOAH! THE CAMERAS SHOOT BACKSTAGE! BOOKER T AND THE DYSON ARE AT IT AGAIN!
Booker T: “…Sucka…”
The referees are trying to split these two up! Back in the ring, RVD is flat on his back! HIS NAIL IS BROKEN! EMTS RUSH TO THE RING! RVD HAS BROKEN A NAIL.
**20 minutes later**
Eric: “Ladies and gentlemen, I have the task of breaking the unfortunate news to you. RVD has seriously broken his nail. Dr. Mustapha Tossoff is here with the latest!”
Mustapha: “This is really bad for RVD. Early scans show he could be out for months!”
Eric: “Thanks Mustapha. Well, now I have to go backstage to meet Triple H.”
Eric goes backstage.
Triple H: “Hey darling.”
Eric: “Errr, wrong show. I take it you want Stephanie…”
Triple H: “No, I want you!”
Eric: “Hunter…” *stares* “What are you doing kneeling down behind…” *Eric feels something on his body* “…ME!”
Triple H: “Oh cwap, my tongue is stuck up youw asss”
TRIPLE H HAS GOT HIS TONGUE STUCK UP ERIC BISCHOFF’S RECTUM! THE EMTS AREN’T HERE AS THEY ARE STILL WITH VAN DAM!
All the WWE ‘superstars’ run in, and try to help.
In the ring, the American National Anthem plays, as “Georgey Bush Bush” makes his way out onto the stage.
“I’M AN A$SHOLE! YES I’M AN A$SHOLE” Osama Bin Laden steps out from under the Tron, complete with new music.
Bush: “I WANT WARRRRRR! HAHAHHA.”
Osama: “I want to explain why I decided to do what I did on 9/11.” *Coughs* “I was in my cave…with my goat…watching a WWE show when…”
Mae Young walks out and starts to strip. Osama goes into a trance. Osama’s goat suddenly dies, before Mae leaves the stage and heads to the back.
Osama: “Damn you, Mae. I kill you…all of you.”
Bush: “I want war…”
Eric comes on the Tron, along with Triple H.
Eric: “Wow, our ratings have shot up. Get on to our storywriters; we want a murder, a fight and a wedding! Also, change our name to EastEnders, change our location, and change our characters! Now we’re talking! Yeah. Join us in two weeks for our New Year partay!”
* * * * * * * *
Thanks for reading. I’ll maybe do an SRW one.
DW
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DW wrote:
Now I appologise for any harm I may have caused you.
Gah. Some people can't read. This is getting stupid now.
Now I appologise for any harm I may have caused you.
Gah. Some people can't read. This is getting stupid now.
Fiiiiiiight.
Hercules! wrote:
> Fiiiiiiight.
*Slap slap*
Fiiiiiiight!
> Fiiiiiiight.
*Slap slap*
Fiiiiiiight!
Get away you Hairy-uss Nipple-uss, stop eating my arm!
But I love your arm. :c(
You love my hairy nipples, right?
You love my hairy nipples, right?
Woah! I can't believe it took me this long to read about your "WWE Christmas Schedule", DW! Great Post!
I see we have another annoying NoOb who's joined the forums...Dam!
I see we have another annoying NoOb who's joined the forums...Dam!
Jericho15 wrote:
> I see we have another annoying NoOb who's joined the forums...Dam!
alll i see is a bunch of pervs that drink petrol or paint stripper or watever cleaning products u people drink to have to take 5 mins to type 1 sentence
> I see we have another annoying NoOb who's joined the forums...Dam!
alll i see is a bunch of pervs that drink petrol or paint stripper or watever cleaning products u people drink to have to take 5 mins to type 1 sentence
Jericho15 wrote:
> How are we "pervs wo drink petrol...blah blah balh"? You
> don't really make sense at all! Now, i'm asking you nicely...Please Go
> Away! (I know that isn't going to work but anyway..!)
why r u asking me questions if u want me to go away and the reason u r pervs is because dw put that triple h got his tongue stuck in triple h's áss. and hes a petrol drinker because he must be drinking somthing else from beer to even see wat im writing to take 5 mins to type a sentence o well might as well reply to all of u
LL Cool TT wrote:
> It almost brings me to tears that my fellow n00bs act in such a, well,
> n00bish way. :-(
well i been here for 5 days and none of my friends r on this furom and i've been here for 5 days and u been here for over a year and have all these petrol drinkers as your friend so there is a diffrence
DW wrote:
> LL, there's two types of newbies in this forum:
>
> One who can type, post matches and have serious discussion. You fit
> into this catagory.
>
> One who spams, can't string a sentance together and says someone elsae
> drinks petrol. Demonhead fits into this catagory.
>
> Simple.
serious decussion r u joking talking about your nipples and making fun off me and calling me a spammer all your fault and every1 blames me cause u have friends on this furom and i been here for 4 days ok last post from me on this topic wwe christmas scedule
by the way i dont know if all of u r petrol drinkers(like dw) so ignore part about me calling u all petrol drinkers
> How are we "pervs wo drink petrol...blah blah balh"? You
> don't really make sense at all! Now, i'm asking you nicely...Please Go
> Away! (I know that isn't going to work but anyway..!)
why r u asking me questions if u want me to go away and the reason u r pervs is because dw put that triple h got his tongue stuck in triple h's áss. and hes a petrol drinker because he must be drinking somthing else from beer to even see wat im writing to take 5 mins to type a sentence o well might as well reply to all of u
LL Cool TT wrote:
> It almost brings me to tears that my fellow n00bs act in such a, well,
> n00bish way. :-(
well i been here for 5 days and none of my friends r on this furom and i've been here for 5 days and u been here for over a year and have all these petrol drinkers as your friend so there is a diffrence
DW wrote:
> LL, there's two types of newbies in this forum:
>
> One who can type, post matches and have serious discussion. You fit
> into this catagory.
>
> One who spams, can't string a sentance together and says someone elsae
> drinks petrol. Demonhead fits into this catagory.
>
> Simple.
serious decussion r u joking talking about your nipples and making fun off me and calling me a spammer all your fault and every1 blames me cause u have friends on this furom and i been here for 4 days ok last post from me on this topic wwe christmas scedule
by the way i dont know if all of u r petrol drinkers(like dw) so ignore part about me calling u all petrol drinkers
*No Reply*
Woah! I guess the "Please Go Away" thing did work!! I'm amazed. He obviously doesn't want to reply because I gave him more than enough time to write a whole 2 sentences in his view... :D
Woah! I guess the "Please Go Away" thing did work!! I'm amazed. He obviously doesn't want to reply because I gave him more than enough time to write a whole 2 sentences in his view... :D
Dam! I guess I spoke too soon...
demonhead wrote:
> well i been here for 5 days and none of my friends r on this furom
You have friends?! WoW!!
last post from me on this topic wwe christmas scedule
Wahey! Lets all have a party!!! :D Will it be "last post on the forum" next time you say that setence?! (rhetorical question!)
> by the way i dont know if all of u r petrol drinkers(like dw) so
> ignore part about me calling u all petrol drinkers
DW? Petrol Drinker? I doubt It!! It was a JOKE! Get that into your head!!
demonhead wrote:
> well i been here for 5 days and none of my friends r on this furom
You have friends?! WoW!!
last post from me on this topic wwe christmas scedule
Wahey! Lets all have a party!!! :D Will it be "last post on the forum" next time you say that setence?! (rhetorical question!)
> by the way i dont know if all of u r petrol drinkers(like dw) so
> ignore part about me calling u all petrol drinkers
DW? Petrol Drinker? I doubt It!! It was a JOKE! Get that into your head!!
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