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I've known a few consoles who thought they were pretty fast
But you've got playing right down to an art
You think you're a macintosh -- you drive me round the course
You're a regular original, console bore
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you can play something else
Okay, so you're a N64
That don't impress me much
So you got RAREWARE but have you got that much
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me playing in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
I never knew a console whos control looks like a rocket
And a cartridge system -- just in case
All that extra hold plastic in the deck oughtta lock it
'Cause Nintendo forbid it should fall out of place
Okay, so you're PS2
That don't impress me much
So you got that chip thing but have you got that much
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me playing in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
You're one of those consoles who likes to boast all its specs
You believe when I say u aint much different from the rest
I can't believe your loading your takes all night
C'mon baby tell me -- you must be jokin', right!
Okay, so you've got a Dreamcast
That don't impress me much
So you got the connection but have you got the speed.
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me playing in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
You think you're connected but i cant play these games.
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me playing in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
Okay, so what do you think you're RARE or something...
That don't impress me much
But you've got playing right down to an art
You think you're a macintosh -- you drive me round the course
You're a regular original, console bore
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you can play something else
Okay, so you're a N64
That don't impress me much
So you got RAREWARE but have you got that much
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me playing in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
I never knew a console whos control looks like a rocket
And a cartridge system -- just in case
All that extra hold plastic in the deck oughtta lock it
'Cause Nintendo forbid it should fall out of place
Okay, so you're PS2
That don't impress me much
So you got that chip thing but have you got that much
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me playing in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
You're one of those consoles who likes to boast all its specs
You believe when I say u aint much different from the rest
I can't believe your loading your takes all night
C'mon baby tell me -- you must be jokin', right!
Okay, so you've got a Dreamcast
That don't impress me much
So you got the connection but have you got the speed.
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me playing in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
You think you're connected but i cant play these games.
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me playing in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
Okay, so what do you think you're RARE or something...
That don't impress me much
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Hmmmmmm?
Don't worry Sheepy, if I said, then it would ruin it.
Just wait a while.
Just wait a while.
Tell who about what Grix?
Shall I tell him, or shall we leave it for a while?
Ali@specialreserve wrote:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Cough.
Ali you are stupid to like these, your brain needs tweaking a bit, here we talk about the Forum's name, we don't write stupid songs just for the fun of it, they are just a waste of space and time, why wouldn't someone working for them think about it, it just uses up more and more space in the forum.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Cough.
Ali you are stupid to like these, your brain needs tweaking a bit, here we talk about the Forum's name, we don't write stupid songs just for the fun of it, they are just a waste of space and time, why wouldn't someone working for them think about it, it just uses up more and more space in the forum.
I think the title says for itself.
Let the lad (ladess?) post songs if he wants do.
It's all in good humour.
I'll keep posting songs until Friday, then I'm retiring from music.
It's just too superficial, man.
It's all in good humour.
I'll keep posting songs until Friday, then I'm retiring from music.
It's just too superficial, man.
er-no er-no er-no
But I am not really into lyrics
But I am not really into lyrics
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