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Tue 19/12/00 at 18:40
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Posts: 787
I've known a few consoles who thought they were pretty fast
But you've got playing right down to an art
You think you're a macintosh -- you drive me round the course
You're a regular original, console bore

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you can play something else

Okay, so you're a N64
That don't impress me much

So you got RAREWARE but have you got that much
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me playing in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much

I never knew a console whos control looks like a rocket
And a cartridge system -- just in case
All that extra hold plastic in the deck oughtta lock it
'Cause Nintendo forbid it should fall out of place


Okay, so you're PS2
That don't impress me much
So you got that chip thing but have you got that much
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me playing in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much

You're one of those consoles who likes to boast all its specs
You believe when I say u aint much different from the rest
I can't believe your loading your takes all night
C'mon baby tell me -- you must be jokin', right!


Okay, so you've got a Dreamcast
That don't impress me much
So you got the connection but have you got the speed.
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me playing in the middle of the night

That don't impress me much
You think you're connected but i cant play these games.
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me playing in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much

Okay, so what do you think you're RARE or something...

That don't impress me much
Tue 19/12/00 at 18:40
Regular
"everyone says it"
Posts: 14,738
I've known a few consoles who thought they were pretty fast
But you've got playing right down to an art
You think you're a macintosh -- you drive me round the course
You're a regular original, console bore

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you can play something else

Okay, so you're a N64
That don't impress me much

So you got RAREWARE but have you got that much
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me playing in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much

I never knew a console whos control looks like a rocket
And a cartridge system -- just in case
All that extra hold plastic in the deck oughtta lock it
'Cause Nintendo forbid it should fall out of place


Okay, so you're PS2
That don't impress me much
So you got that chip thing but have you got that much
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me playing in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much

You're one of those consoles who likes to boast all its specs
You believe when I say u aint much different from the rest
I can't believe your loading your takes all night
C'mon baby tell me -- you must be jokin', right!


Okay, so you've got a Dreamcast
That don't impress me much
So you got the connection but have you got the speed.
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me playing in the middle of the night

That don't impress me much
You think you're connected but i cant play these games.
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me playing in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much

Okay, so what do you think you're RARE or something...

That don't impress me much
Tue 19/12/00 at 18:42
Regular
Posts: 15,681
Stop the songs!

They're just BORING!

There's no point to them and if you win Gameaday than it's not fair cos it wasn't your idea to do songs about consoles and games!

think of something NEW to say!
Tue 19/12/00 at 18:44
Regular
"everyone says it"
Posts: 14,738
I aint won anything yet and if I did I would give it to Charity!!
This song is good!
Tue 19/12/00 at 18:55
Regular
Posts: 16,558
You may think it's good, but if you post anymore songs i will get tony to delete them all.
Tue 19/12/00 at 19:19
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"Copyright: FM Inc."
Posts: 10,338
Does this also mean that er-no is a big Shania Twain fan?
Tue 19/12/00 at 20:20
Posts: 0
edgy wrote:
> Stop the songs!
>
> They're just BORING!
>
> There's no point to them and if you win Gameaday than it's not
> fair cos it wasn't your idea to do songs about consoles and games!
>
> think of something NEW to say!

Think of something new instead of stealing ideas. (my quiz and the song)
Tue 19/12/00 at 20:33
Staff Moderator
"Must lose weight"
Posts: 5,778
er-no er-no er-no

But I am not really into lyrics
Wed 20/12/00 at 07:58
Regular
"not dead"
Posts: 11,145
Let the lad (ladess?) post songs if he wants do.

It's all in good humour.

I'll keep posting songs until Friday, then I'm retiring from music.

It's just too superficial, man.
Wed 20/12/00 at 15:36
Regular
Posts: 16,558
I think the title says for itself.
Wed 20/12/00 at 16:14
Posts: 0
SNIPER wrote:
> You may think it's good, but if you post anymore songs i will get
> tony to delete them all.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

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