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Why do women have orgasms?



It gives them something to moan about when they're enjoying themselves

That one came straight out of the book.

You must have a fat pink joke book then.

Nonetheless still funny *cough*

Colourless

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you've told her twice already!

*RUNS AWAY*

If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag you, what have you done wrong?

Made the chain too long.

Why can't Essex Girls waterski?

Because everytime their crotch gets wet, they lay down

Drdragon wrote:
> Loved all these jokes but LMAO LOL LOL LOL at this one.
> Phew what a classic...

heh heh Thanks I knew some one would like it:D

Why do women wear white at weddings?

So they match the other domestic appliances.


(slave recieves slap from missus...)

(slave leaves with tail between his legs...)

Cubist wrote:

>
> 2 - What do you do if your dish washer breaks down...?
>
> Slap the b!tch

Loved all these jokes but LMAO LOL LOL LOL at this one.
Phew what a classic...

mikelar wrote:
> an outbreak of crap Roy Chubby Brown jokes?
>
> only banning can cure this.
*****
Bring it on.


What's the bravest thing ever?
Having oral sex with a cannibal.

1 - Why are womens feet smaller than mens?


So they can get closer to the sink

2 - What do you do if your dish washer breaks down...?

Slap the b!tch

AHHHH NO SCHROEDER DON'T BAN ME!!!! **runs**

an outbreak of crap Roy Chubby Brown jokes?

only banning can cure this.