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"How the TRUTH stole Christmas (strictly 10+, for your own good)"

does any of you people remember the good ole days, when christmas was the amazing and it seemed to take forever to come around. Once you learned the truth about christmas, (which i won't say clearly for strictly legal reasons) did you notice it was never the same. i mean, sure its still good craic with new gear n all but, back then it was so much more, ya know, magical.

lets face it, this christmas, i'm gettin Majora's Mask, Chmpionship Manager, Commandos 2, ack you name it i got it, but when i came down the stairs to see things i hadn't already seen or knew about like my original gameboy with tetris or my Snes bundled with Mario Allstars, it was far better, and far more memorable. These days i virtually buy my own games n stuff so i know where they are in the house and i know all about them anyway, from mags and the like whereas, aged 7, i had never seen the thing b4 and it really exited me to see it.

i have younger brothers and sisters and when they come down, they always look real genuine, but i just sit and play the nintendo all day and don't get into the whole atmosphere. sorry if you don't ever get that but i almost nearly feel jealous of them because of it.

all of you out there who delight in telling your 9 year old cousins or freinds' siblings, just don't bother. they can work it out for themselves when the time comes.

Santa, wraps all your presents, yeah and what happens to all your games?
Those it get magically transport to him?

Top Ten Comments Made by the Reindeer During the Christmas Flight
10. Sheesh! What's he been eating this year? ROCKS?
9. He shouts all our names all the time, sure, but do you really think he knows which one is which?
8. I never knew Donner had a tattoo there.
7. Sure...HIS seat is a flotation device. What about us?
6. Tried those new lite oats?
5. Man, I hope we pause on a rooftop soon. I'm beat.
4. HEY! Watch the antlers, fellah!
3. Did you hear you-know-who got a nose job?
2. You know, after a few hundred miles, these jingling bells really get annoying!
1. So, you want to go someplace afterward for some reindeer games?


(Copied off another site.)

Of course santa exists, and all the presents are made by his little elves. Luckily, no-one has yet sued them for putting various brand names on all their products.

I miss my ex-wife, but then everytime I pull the trigger the sights on the rifle wobble, so it can't be helped.

I've missed alot.

V. unlikely. I killed the cat that way last year. This year I've got some Kryptonite and a bear trap.

arsenic does not affect Santa as he is super-human. You are more likely to kill the cat that way.

You can prove that Santa exists. Just leave a mince pie by the chimney laced with arsenic. If you find a dead Santa on your hearthrug on Christmas Day then you know he exists. (existed.)

This gossip has to stop

You'll cause people to doubt the very existence of the great SANTA.

What - are you suggesting that people PRETEND there's a Santa. Now why would they do that? Of course he's real.

For god's sake you posted too many topics to read!
If you want it to be easier to find your messages we need less useless topics!