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Were do you think that weapons inspectors will find Saddam's weapons of mass destruction?
I know that whenever I look for something it's always in the last place I look. I think this is because it would be stupid to continue looking after I had found it.
Given my vast experience of losing things, I thought that I would offer the inspector's some advice on where to look:
Down the back of the sofa; They may well have slipped from Saddam's pocket whilst he was relaxing in front of the TV, and slipped down the side of the cushion. I'd suggest that inspectors remove all cushions, rather than just lifting them, as this will increase the chance of finding them, as well as a small fortune in pocket change.
In his pants; Apparently two maids were heard discussing the size of Saddam's pocket rocket, and his inability to get it up. It's quite apparent that they were talking about Saddam's difficulty in creating weapons with a long range, suitable to attack the American continent. Again, much pocket change could be obtained going through all of Saddam's pockets.
In the fridge; Well I know I've done it before. Gone to fetch a beer or snack from the fridge, and placed the TV remote inside. Surely it's worth considering that Hussain could also have done this, perhaps picking up some left over meat products, given that he's known as the butcher of Baghdad, and putting down his chemical weapons, without even thinking about it.
In space; Perhaps these weapons have become Lost in Space, just like what happened to that family, the Robinson's, and that cowardly and devious Doctor Smith. Saddam could well have sent his weapons into space, only for them to disappear.
Perhaps the weapons inspectors need to take on a different perspective in order to aid their search. I find standing on your head is a fine way to make yourself look at things another way. This didn't work for my mum though.
Also, an elderly relative of mine suggested the following ditty when trying to find things:
"Bound and Binding,
Binding Bound,
See the Sight,
Hear the sound,
What is lost is now found,
Bound and Binding,
Binding Bound."
I can't say I've ever used it myself, but I can just imagine the weapons inspectors.
Inspector 1: Now where can those weapons of mass destruction be?
Inspector 2: Hang on, let me try this, bound and binding...etc.
Inspector 1: What the hell are you going on about?
Inspector 2: Quick, let's go, they're at the old mill!
I know that whenever I look for something it's always in the last place I look. I think this is because it would be stupid to continue looking after I had found it.
Given my vast experience of losing things, I thought that I would offer the inspector's some advice on where to look:
Down the back of the sofa; They may well have slipped from Saddam's pocket whilst he was relaxing in front of the TV, and slipped down the side of the cushion. I'd suggest that inspectors remove all cushions, rather than just lifting them, as this will increase the chance of finding them, as well as a small fortune in pocket change.
In his pants; Apparently two maids were heard discussing the size of Saddam's pocket rocket, and his inability to get it up. It's quite apparent that they were talking about Saddam's difficulty in creating weapons with a long range, suitable to attack the American continent. Again, much pocket change could be obtained going through all of Saddam's pockets.
In the fridge; Well I know I've done it before. Gone to fetch a beer or snack from the fridge, and placed the TV remote inside. Surely it's worth considering that Hussain could also have done this, perhaps picking up some left over meat products, given that he's known as the butcher of Baghdad, and putting down his chemical weapons, without even thinking about it.
In space; Perhaps these weapons have become Lost in Space, just like what happened to that family, the Robinson's, and that cowardly and devious Doctor Smith. Saddam could well have sent his weapons into space, only for them to disappear.
Perhaps the weapons inspectors need to take on a different perspective in order to aid their search. I find standing on your head is a fine way to make yourself look at things another way. This didn't work for my mum though.
Also, an elderly relative of mine suggested the following ditty when trying to find things:
"Bound and Binding,
Binding Bound,
See the Sight,
Hear the sound,
What is lost is now found,
Bound and Binding,
Binding Bound."
I can't say I've ever used it myself, but I can just imagine the weapons inspectors.
Inspector 1: Now where can those weapons of mass destruction be?
Inspector 2: Hang on, let me try this, bound and binding...etc.
Inspector 1: What the hell are you going on about?
Inspector 2: Quick, let's go, they're at the old mill!
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Meka funny.
Were do you think that weapons inspectors will find Saddam's weapons of mass destruction?
I know that whenever I look for something it's always in the last place I look. I think this is because it would be stupid to continue looking after I had found it.
Given my vast experience of losing things, I thought that I would offer the inspector's some advice on where to look:
Down the back of the sofa; They may well have slipped from Saddam's pocket whilst he was relaxing in front of the TV, and slipped down the side of the cushion. I'd suggest that inspectors remove all cushions, rather than just lifting them, as this will increase the chance of finding them, as well as a small fortune in pocket change.
In his pants; Apparently two maids were heard discussing the size of Saddam's pocket rocket, and his inability to get it up. It's quite apparent that they were talking about Saddam's difficulty in creating weapons with a long range, suitable to attack the American continent. Again, much pocket change could be obtained going through all of Saddam's pockets.
In the fridge; Well I know I've done it before. Gone to fetch a beer or snack from the fridge, and placed the TV remote inside. Surely it's worth considering that Hussain could also have done this, perhaps picking up some left over meat products, given that he's known as the butcher of Baghdad, and putting down his chemical weapons, without even thinking about it.
In space; Perhaps these weapons have become Lost in Space, just like what happened to that family, the Robinson's, and that cowardly and devious Doctor Smith. Saddam could well have sent his weapons into space, only for them to disappear.
Perhaps the weapons inspectors need to take on a different perspective in order to aid their search. I find standing on your head is a fine way to make yourself look at things another way. This didn't work for my mum though.
Also, an elderly relative of mine suggested the following ditty when trying to find things:
"Bound and Binding,
Binding Bound,
See the Sight,
Hear the sound,
What is lost is now found,
Bound and Binding,
Binding Bound."
I can't say I've ever used it myself, but I can just imagine the weapons inspectors.
Inspector 1: Now where can those weapons of mass destruction be?
Inspector 2: Hang on, let me try this, bound and binding...etc.
Inspector 1: What the hell are you going on about?
Inspector 2: Quick, let's go, they're at the old mill!
I know that whenever I look for something it's always in the last place I look. I think this is because it would be stupid to continue looking after I had found it.
Given my vast experience of losing things, I thought that I would offer the inspector's some advice on where to look:
Down the back of the sofa; They may well have slipped from Saddam's pocket whilst he was relaxing in front of the TV, and slipped down the side of the cushion. I'd suggest that inspectors remove all cushions, rather than just lifting them, as this will increase the chance of finding them, as well as a small fortune in pocket change.
In his pants; Apparently two maids were heard discussing the size of Saddam's pocket rocket, and his inability to get it up. It's quite apparent that they were talking about Saddam's difficulty in creating weapons with a long range, suitable to attack the American continent. Again, much pocket change could be obtained going through all of Saddam's pockets.
In the fridge; Well I know I've done it before. Gone to fetch a beer or snack from the fridge, and placed the TV remote inside. Surely it's worth considering that Hussain could also have done this, perhaps picking up some left over meat products, given that he's known as the butcher of Baghdad, and putting down his chemical weapons, without even thinking about it.
In space; Perhaps these weapons have become Lost in Space, just like what happened to that family, the Robinson's, and that cowardly and devious Doctor Smith. Saddam could well have sent his weapons into space, only for them to disappear.
Perhaps the weapons inspectors need to take on a different perspective in order to aid their search. I find standing on your head is a fine way to make yourself look at things another way. This didn't work for my mum though.
Also, an elderly relative of mine suggested the following ditty when trying to find things:
"Bound and Binding,
Binding Bound,
See the Sight,
Hear the sound,
What is lost is now found,
Bound and Binding,
Binding Bound."
I can't say I've ever used it myself, but I can just imagine the weapons inspectors.
Inspector 1: Now where can those weapons of mass destruction be?
Inspector 2: Hang on, let me try this, bound and binding...etc.
Inspector 1: What the hell are you going on about?
Inspector 2: Quick, let's go, they're at the old mill!
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