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I'm making a pirate ship out of lollypop sticks, has anybody got an idea of what glue I could use?

I want some kinda glue that's water proof (obviously) and quick drying, has anyone got any experience with this sort of thing?

AliBoy means PVC glue. I had many a good time just swathing my hands in it and waiting for it to dry, before peeling it off.

Miserableman wrote:
> Glue smells too good to be used to stick stuff together
>
> 1. Go to model shop
> 2. Ask for model glue
> 3. Check model glue can be used on wood
> 4. Inhale

If there are any children and/or admins reading this, I'd like to clarify that I don't advocate sniffing glue.

However I DO suggest you squirt as much as you can under your foreskin, it feels all lovely and tingly :OD

Glue smells too good to be used to stick stuff together

1. Go to model shop
2. Ask for model glue
3. Check model glue can be used on wood
4. Inhale

AliBoy wrote:
> The stuff they use in schools.
>
> Not the one that smells odd but the white stuff in the big jugs.

that sounds bad.

The stuff they use in schools.

Not the one that smells odd but the white stuff in the big jugs.

Uh huh.

Grix Thraves wrote:
> Arr arr
> Build a boat
> Better than a car
> If it'll float

Counter poem:
Cars are shiny
cars are good
Ships are better
when built of wood

You bloody woman. You ask for glue to do something specific, I oblige, but you don't want to mess up your lovely polished flooring.

Go cry or something. Leave building to the men.

www.iamgoingtobuildapirateshipoutof (space) lollipopstickspleasehelpmefindtheglueineedtouse.com

Non-messy superglue?

Just buy some bloody glue