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I slept on my ear!
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A cut-n-dry case of alien abduction. You'll be pregnant with a big-headed bug-eyed monster in a few weeks time.
I always wake up with huge, deep imprints all over my body, usually straight lines, which only fade away after I've been in the shower. The skin around my eyes also puffs up, and I nearly always have deep scratches on my back too. What the HECK do I do in my sleep?!
I slept on my nose - and now I look like a journeyman prizefighter.
Quick! We have to amputate!
I slept on my ear!
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