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"Beckham (joke)"

Alex Ferguson calls Beckham into his office.

'David', he says, 'I need to talk to you about your performance
agains**t Leeds the other night, you were blo*dy hopeless, completely off
form.'

'Sorry boss', says David. 'I've not been myself lately. I've got a few
problems at home.'

'Oh dear' says Fergie, 'Whats up? posh & the kids Ok?'

'Oh, they're fine, it's jus**t that something is really bugging me
and I'm losing sleep and everything. I can't concentrate on my football
and it's really messing me head up.'

'Whatever's the matter?' says fergie

'Well boss, It's pretty serious. Victoria bought this jigsaw
puzzle the other day and.........'

'A JIGSAW??' shouts Sir Alex. 'You're playing sh*t because of a
blo*dy jigsaw?'

'Yeah boss, but you don't unders**tand, it's really doing me head
in!' says David, 'It's really hard, it's this picture of a Tiger and it
looks really easy on the box and I'm sure i've got all the bits and
everything but I jus**t can't get it right'

'David, David, David' says Fergie, 'You better get a grip son and
quick.'

'Ok boss, but.............It's this picture of a Tiger and it
looks really easy on the box and i'm sure i've got all the bits and
everything....'

'Ok, Ok' says Sir Alex, 'bring in the jigsaw and let's
have a look shall we. It can't be that difficult'.

'Thanks boss.' says David.

So Becks brings in the jigsaw and takes it to Fergies office.

'Here it is boss' he says, showing Ferguson the picture on the
box, 'look boss, it's a Tiger right, and it's a really good picture and
everything but I jus**t can't do it'

Becks empties all the pieces from the box all over Fergies desk.
Sir Alex looks at whats on the desk, looks up with his head in his hands
And says to Beckham........


'Put the f***ing Fros**ties back in the box David'.....

Frosties a national treasure? personally i prefer Corn Flakes :p

you dare mock a national treasure????

Alex Ferguson calls Beckham into his office.

'David', he says, 'I need to talk to you about your performance
agains**t Leeds the other night, you were blo*dy hopeless, completely off
form.'

'Sorry boss', says David. 'I've not been myself lately. I've got a few
problems at home.'

'Oh dear' says Fergie, 'Whats up? posh & the kids Ok?'

'Oh, they're fine, it's jus**t that something is really bugging me
and I'm losing sleep and everything. I can't concentrate on my football
and it's really messing me head up.'

'Whatever's the matter?' says fergie

'Well boss, It's pretty serious. Victoria bought this jigsaw
puzzle the other day and.........'

'A JIGSAW??' shouts Sir Alex. 'You're playing sh*t because of a
blo*dy jigsaw?'

'Yeah boss, but you don't unders**tand, it's really doing me head
in!' says David, 'It's really hard, it's this picture of a Tiger and it
looks really easy on the box and I'm sure i've got all the bits and
everything but I jus**t can't get it right'

'David, David, David' says Fergie, 'You better get a grip son and
quick.'

'Ok boss, but.............It's this picture of a Tiger and it
looks really easy on the box and i'm sure i've got all the bits and
everything....'

'Ok, Ok' says Sir Alex, 'bring in the jigsaw and let's
have a look shall we. It can't be that difficult'.

'Thanks boss.' says David.

So Becks brings in the jigsaw and takes it to Fergies office.

'Here it is boss' he says, showing Ferguson the picture on the
box, 'look boss, it's a Tiger right, and it's a really good picture and
everything but I jus**t can't do it'

Becks empties all the pieces from the box all over Fergies desk.
Sir Alex looks at whats on the desk, looks up with his head in his hands
And says to Beckham........


'Put the f***ing Fros**ties back in the box David'.....