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"Grix's Parolour of Woe"

I'm in Agony Aunt mode.

Ask some questuons.

Dear Goatboy,

As long as you're happy... who cares? Your life is to do as you please, and I don't believe we'll be judged at the end of it... and anyway, if they judge us on doing exactly what we wanted to do, then what right do they have to judge us anyway?

The only problem I do see however is the legions of devasted women you're leaving in your wake. While I do understand that you make your terms absolutely clear, I guess it's just difficult for them to accept, maybe.

Feminists make me itchy. Don't get me wrong, they have every right to think they're superior by judging their small experiences on the entire world... they just make me itchy. So don't make any.

I dont see anything to be guilty for, thus you have a right to have a clear conscience. As long as you are not in a long term relationship with these women it is only natural to spread the wealth.

Thanks YH

I would disagree but...well, I cant.
Since splitting with my ex in May, I have enjoyed the nocturnal blessings of...*eyes roll into head and counts on fingers*...6 different women. I am not ashamed because I've been honest and upfront with each of...no wait, 7.
I forgot one.

I can't believe I actually forgot one. Ok, so it was only 4 times but still.
Oooo I hope Karma is a myth.

Dear Goaty,

Because you're a man-***g.

:-)

Dear Grix,

I have been "seeing" a woman for about a month. We get on alright, she's a laugh and can suck the chrome off a bumper.
But tonight I am going to London, to spend the evening drinking and being amusing with a different woman. This different woman is extremely fit, blonde and has suggested I "stay at her place so I can have a drink"

Why do I not feel guilty?

My girlfriend does louder and smellier farts than me. In fact hers are downright impresive.

Should I be embarassed that mine are that good, or be proud that hers are so great?


Many thanks.

Do you think that becoming a Biochemist will bring a fun and prosperous future?

Dear Venombyte,

Firstly and most importantly, don't have sex with your vacumm cleaner. While fun this may be, the risk of having those precious inches cut away is far too real.

Invest in a woman. Women are like vacumn cleaners, but they cook as well.

Dear Aunty Grix

Did you know that the suction power on most Vacuum cleaners is actually powererd by a whirring blade just a couple of inches inside the pipe?

Yes, I was somewhat suprised to find this out too!


What should I do?

Graffiti artists put those o's there, not me.