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So you want to see someone else with a urine stained name this month do you? It seems instead of taking it, you want to spread it all around! Well, I reckon you should point your urine-blasters at the evil albino, Dark Mark, and here's why:
He has a very strange yet extremely comical sense of humour.
He has links to the evil realm.
He's an albino.
He terrifies hamsters that live in plastic balls.
He knows a great deal about games than you!
He's got a MegaDrive - they're cool!
He has won more games than most of you have - must have some writing talent, eh?
So there's just a few reasons why you should vote for Dark Mark. If you don't, he'll make sure there's a spot for you next to Charlotte Church in hell.
He has a very strange yet extremely comical sense of humour.
He has links to the evil realm.
He's an albino.
He terrifies hamsters that live in plastic balls.
He knows a great deal about games than you!
He's got a MegaDrive - they're cool!
He has won more games than most of you have - must have some writing talent, eh?
So there's just a few reasons why you should vote for Dark Mark. If you don't, he'll make sure there's a spot for you next to Charlotte Church in hell.
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Are you talking to me half pint?
If I could be bothered to slog through hundreds of logged files, I could find an MSN convo on the 'eve of your notable-turning (on the morrow) (?) when you said you'd vote for me this election. Curse ye', you yeller bellied swine!
:-(. I feel weak.
:-(. I feel weak.
Dark Mark™ wrote:
> Oh! In that case...
>
> Blank, did I ever tell you I think you're great?
>
> *brushes Blank's jacket*
>
> *ahem*
Heh, read the full quote next time! And clean my boots!
Actually, I am starting to gravitate towards you for my vote. Dunno why. There's just something exciting about an oxymoronical albino, I suppose.
> Oh! In that case...
>
> Blank, did I ever tell you I think you're great?
>
> *brushes Blank's jacket*
>
> *ahem*
Heh, read the full quote next time! And clean my boots!
Actually, I am starting to gravitate towards you for my vote. Dunno why. There's just something exciting about an oxymoronical albino, I suppose.
RM18 wrote:
> Albino of Darkness is sort of an oxymoron...
*
It's only metaphorical darkness, though.
> Albino of Darkness is sort of an oxymoron...
*
It's only metaphorical darkness, though.
Oh! In that case...
Blank, did I ever tell you I think you're great?
*brushes Blank's jacket*
*ahem*
Blank, did I ever tell you I think you're great?
*brushes Blank's jacket*
*ahem*
Albino of Darkness is sort of an oxymoron...
I was talking about Bazzman!
Damn. Grammatically spasdicated as usual.
Blank wrote:
> Really? And yet strangely no one has ever witnessed it.
*
*sound of people coughing*
Get out.
PS. I am not not nor am I ever stating or even implying that the above statement is at all funny. So ner to you, Blank!
> Really? And yet strangely no one has ever witnessed it.
*
*sound of people coughing*
Get out.
PS. I am not not nor am I ever stating or even implying that the above statement is at all funny. So ner to you, Blank!
Bazzman wrote:
> Edgy sed:
> He has a very strange yet extremely
> comical sense of humour.
> So do i
Really? And yet strangely no one has ever witnessed it.
> Edgy sed:
> He has a very strange yet extremely
> comical sense of humour.
> So do i
Really? And yet strangely no one has ever witnessed it.
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