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So people can stand outside and say:
"I'm waiting for the Queen's Legs to open so I can get a drink..."
Ho. Ho.
Alternatively, call your pub something really obscure, like
"The cheesegrater and corpse"
"The toilet roll and colon"
"The Gimps elbows"
Yeah right.
There's a Nag Head by me, Del Boy ahoy!
Just don't call it Wetherspoons, as they're quite famous and have pubs all over the country