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"Have you got yours yet?"

The box set of The Office, is obviously what I'm talking about.

I'm into town to buy mine in a bit. Looks like I know what I'm doing this evening...

Got it today. Great WHSmiths worker who served me. Upon seeing my choice of purchase he souted out "good man", and carried on:

"Can't believe they made it a bloody 15. I've been selling it to as many 12 year olds as possible."

Still, the deleted scenes are gold.

"I like to think of myself as a perfectly healthy testicle".

I remember a Gervais tirade against people who are scared of "Daddy long legs". He argues "how can anyone be frightened of an insect who is unable to walk across a carpet without one of its legs falling off?".

He has a point.

Watched the first two episodes at lunchtime. I think they are funnier than this series, but maybe that's just me...

Damn I wouldn't have bought RAM if I remembered about this

Ah well, skint now.

Yes. See?

"To all the African people, who say they live 15 miles from water... here's an idea - move. You only live in a mud hut anyway, it's not hard to pack up your stuff and move closer to the water. There'll be more mud near the water anyway, it's no big deal."

I love Ricky Gervais, except his chat show, that sucks.

Is it true that the Nazis designed the Tiger tank based on the shark with the same name?

Ask me anything about sharks and Nazis

"On like, a little microchip or something"
"Yeah but it's the future, so it's more like a dot"
"A future dot with memories on"
"...yeah"

Even their conversations are Office-worthy, check out their show on Xfm on Saturdays from 1-3pm.
Carl The Northern Monkey (assistant) had a feature called "Educating Ricky" where he taught Gervais stuff.

"Ok, what's the subject today then Carl?"
"Well, you can have Hairy Chinese Kid or Aliens gave me a beard"
".....what?"

"He was arrested for trying to download his own feelings, or something."
"Yeah, but he's just trying find his dead wife's emotions."

I did just that last night.
The documentary is superb if only for one moment where Gervais talks about "Writing about what you know"
Stephen Merchant (writing and directing partner) "So is that why your next thing is about a futuristic prison of the mind then?"
"Yeah..Brainjail"

Brainjail. Superb.