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If you were a profesional games designer and had an unlimited budget, then what would the perfect game you design be.
Please include factors such as : storyline, characters, weapons, gameplay features, vehicles and anything else you want to include,
Mines would be :
An FPS/RPG/driving which has you killing other people and boobytrapping your rival's car ahead of tomorrows race. Winning races gets youi more cash which you can use to buy better cars, better boobytraps and bigger weapons, but beware if you get a broken arm, or half blinded when trying to fight your rival then you're going down in the next race.
What d'ya think
Please include factors such as : storyline, characters, weapons, gameplay features, vehicles and anything else you want to include,
Mines would be :
An FPS/RPG/driving which has you killing other people and boobytrapping your rival's car ahead of tomorrows race. Winning races gets youi more cash which you can use to buy better cars, better boobytraps and bigger weapons, but beware if you get a broken arm, or half blinded when trying to fight your rival then you're going down in the next race.
What d'ya think
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oh , that reminds me of the spoof I meant to do,. You aked for Mud Wrestling Lesbians, and you got them, now lets see, what happened, oh yeah, it was a war type spoof and everybody was stunned by their beauty, except gerrid, being the gay person he is, who got angry and killed them all. You were so greif stricken that you pulled out his intestines and hanged him with them..
Brutal.
Brutal.
My perfect game would be a virtual reality game where you could watch or interact with mud wrestling lesbians, topless ones. Great stuff.
Thats only going to be possible if channel 5 make a console though.
Thats only going to be possible if channel 5 make a console though.
changed mine. It would be an Italian Plumber, whose gone on holiday to Isle Delnofia to find an imposter artistically painting the town, but the localas don't like it and order Morio(Main Character) to clean it up. Then you find out that the imposter who is Baby Bawser in disguise thinks that Plum, the Princess of the Fungi Kingdom, is his mother. So Morio sets out with his pump DRENCH (Dirt Realised Enybody No's Cows Hurt) to clean the island and save Plum from Bawser.
Wha?! it's been done with slightly different names! DOH!
Wha?! it's been done with slightly different names! DOH!
Mine would be Phanstay Star online with Loads of added extras...Star off with alot of levels unlike 6 :P
Uncountable Number of weapons,
Changable looks of charatcer like in Diablo 2,
Plus many more...
Uncountable Number of weapons,
Changable looks of charatcer like in Diablo 2,
Plus many more...
POP!
A better name would have been:
"Rusty blades kill old people"
Then it would have been perfect. Nice post BTW.
"Rusty blades kill old people"
Then it would have been perfect. Nice post BTW.
mine is called B.O.B
you live in ridicully city. the currency is called eddybucks, or 'eddies' or even 'edds'. there are two halves, the seedy half (takes up 35% of map) and the civil half. you must find a lodging, and these range from park bench, to classy apartment. once you have enough money, you can buy furniture, and exetera. the better your lodging, the better you feel in the morning.
you must find money, there are two ways, good way, such as getting a job or helping people trying to do things, and evil ways, such as stealing cars, or shooting people dead and taking their stuff, and selling it at the pawn shop(which accepts anything, cars to old boots)
if you only do evil stuff, you will get more money , but you will lose points on your 'moral meter'. this is a small meter that comes up on your menu screen when you pause, which goes from 50 to -50. the lower it goes, the harder it is to make or keep friend. if your moral meter goes below -50, you will commit suicide as soon as you get home, or if you have got a gun from the fire arms shop (Very expensive! plus a real-time waiting period of 20 days) then you will kill yourself on the spot. you have a total of seven different suits to wear in the game, from serious suit to hawian shirt. you can also contact the mafia boss, and if you work hard enough for him, he may hire you as a sniper. this is the highest bad job you can get, and it freezes your moral meter almost completely.
if you work hard at your good job, then you could make it to president of the world! this gives you unlimeted money, and a fester increasing moral meter, so you could hire an assasin to kill someone, and not take any effect! you can also go to the science lab, and create serums. these are kind of like create a wrestler mode. you choose how strong you are, or what colour fur, or how obese! mind you, it is very expensive, and you may find yourself stuck in a form you dont what to be in for a while untill you can get the money back to gether to change. if you for example, choose a very strong sserum, you could be a proffesional wrester! or a feline serum, a burgalar who is almost undetectable!
howz'at?
you live in ridicully city. the currency is called eddybucks, or 'eddies' or even 'edds'. there are two halves, the seedy half (takes up 35% of map) and the civil half. you must find a lodging, and these range from park bench, to classy apartment. once you have enough money, you can buy furniture, and exetera. the better your lodging, the better you feel in the morning.
you must find money, there are two ways, good way, such as getting a job or helping people trying to do things, and evil ways, such as stealing cars, or shooting people dead and taking their stuff, and selling it at the pawn shop(which accepts anything, cars to old boots)
if you only do evil stuff, you will get more money , but you will lose points on your 'moral meter'. this is a small meter that comes up on your menu screen when you pause, which goes from 50 to -50. the lower it goes, the harder it is to make or keep friend. if your moral meter goes below -50, you will commit suicide as soon as you get home, or if you have got a gun from the fire arms shop (Very expensive! plus a real-time waiting period of 20 days) then you will kill yourself on the spot. you have a total of seven different suits to wear in the game, from serious suit to hawian shirt. you can also contact the mafia boss, and if you work hard enough for him, he may hire you as a sniper. this is the highest bad job you can get, and it freezes your moral meter almost completely.
if you work hard at your good job, then you could make it to president of the world! this gives you unlimeted money, and a fester increasing moral meter, so you could hire an assasin to kill someone, and not take any effect! you can also go to the science lab, and create serums. these are kind of like create a wrestler mode. you choose how strong you are, or what colour fur, or how obese! mind you, it is very expensive, and you may find yourself stuck in a form you dont what to be in for a while untill you can get the money back to gether to change. if you for example, choose a very strong sserum, you could be a proffesional wrester! or a feline serum, a burgalar who is almost undetectable!
howz'at?
That sounds so dirty.
Will_MÅÐmÃñ wrote:
> and sweets
your not a part of mine and gerids little fasntasy world so go away!
> and sweets
your not a part of mine and gerids little fasntasy world so go away!
and sweets
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