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Right these jokes are just simply great.
JOKE 1
"Doctor, Doctor, I cant speak the letters after 'E', 'G' and 'S'.
"Well you can’t say fairer than that!"
JOKE 2
A guy walks into a psychiatrist wearing Clingfilm shorts.
"Well", says the doctor, "I can see your nuts"
JOKE 3
"Doctor, Doctor, the song sex bomb keeps running through my mind"
"Ah, you got the Tom Jones syndrome
"Is that common?"
"It's not unusual!"
JOKE 4
I was at the Dentist the other day.
He said: "Say Aah!"
I said: "Why?"
He replied: "Because my dog just died".
JOKE 5
Police picked up 2 Boys yesterday.
1 was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks.
They both got arrested, they charged 1 and let the other off.
JOKE 1
"Doctor, Doctor, I cant speak the letters after 'E', 'G' and 'S'.
"Well you can’t say fairer than that!"
JOKE 2
A guy walks into a psychiatrist wearing Clingfilm shorts.
"Well", says the doctor, "I can see your nuts"
JOKE 3
"Doctor, Doctor, the song sex bomb keeps running through my mind"
"Ah, you got the Tom Jones syndrome
"Is that common?"
"It's not unusual!"
JOKE 4
I was at the Dentist the other day.
He said: "Say Aah!"
I said: "Why?"
He replied: "Because my dog just died".
JOKE 5
Police picked up 2 Boys yesterday.
1 was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks.
They both got arrested, they charged 1 and let the other off.
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Reptar wrote:
> Yeah!, you just yawn at funny jokes because you have no sense of
> humour.
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That's where you're wrong. I have a good sense of humour, and many people on here can make me laugh. Fortunately, you aren't one of those people, and if you were, I would be looking to seek psychiatrist help.
I do have a sense of humour - I think it is you that is missing out on one. If you laugh at that you have to be brain dead.
> Yeah!, you just yawn at funny jokes because you have no sense of
> humour.
---
That's where you're wrong. I have a good sense of humour, and many people on here can make me laugh. Fortunately, you aren't one of those people, and if you were, I would be looking to seek psychiatrist help.
I do have a sense of humour - I think it is you that is missing out on one. If you laugh at that you have to be brain dead.
What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?
It got Pi$$ed off.
It got Pi$$ed off.
*yaaaaaawn*
yup they was really bad i could even say a joke thats just as funny in one
man:doctor doctor i think i'm going blind
Speaker:would you like fries with that
yup that also is really bad is there any other good jokes
yup they was really bad i could even say a joke thats just as funny in one
man:doctor doctor i think i'm going blind
Speaker:would you like fries with that
yup that also is really bad is there any other good jokes
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. The trick is getting them in the lightbulb in the first place...
Two. The trick is getting them in the lightbulb in the first place...
Bazzman wrote:
> ah young love
Nah! not really.
> ah young love
Nah! not really.
ah young love
Yeah!, you just yawn at funny jokes because you have no sense of humour.
and i am not going to argue bak after this post as it will ruin my topic.
and i am not going to argue bak after this post as it will ruin my topic.
*Yawns*
Right these jokes are just simply great.
JOKE 1
"Doctor, Doctor, I cant speak the letters after 'E', 'G' and 'S'.
"Well you can’t say fairer than that!"
JOKE 2
A guy walks into a psychiatrist wearing Clingfilm shorts.
"Well", says the doctor, "I can see your nuts"
JOKE 3
"Doctor, Doctor, the song sex bomb keeps running through my mind"
"Ah, you got the Tom Jones syndrome
"Is that common?"
"It's not unusual!"
JOKE 4
I was at the Dentist the other day.
He said: "Say Aah!"
I said: "Why?"
He replied: "Because my dog just died".
JOKE 5
Police picked up 2 Boys yesterday.
1 was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks.
They both got arrested, they charged 1 and let the other off.
JOKE 1
"Doctor, Doctor, I cant speak the letters after 'E', 'G' and 'S'.
"Well you can’t say fairer than that!"
JOKE 2
A guy walks into a psychiatrist wearing Clingfilm shorts.
"Well", says the doctor, "I can see your nuts"
JOKE 3
"Doctor, Doctor, the song sex bomb keeps running through my mind"
"Ah, you got the Tom Jones syndrome
"Is that common?"
"It's not unusual!"
JOKE 4
I was at the Dentist the other day.
He said: "Say Aah!"
I said: "Why?"
He replied: "Because my dog just died".
JOKE 5
Police picked up 2 Boys yesterday.
1 was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks.
They both got arrested, they charged 1 and let the other off.
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