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"What shall I call my goldfish?"

Perhaps Bazzman?

Or Neville?

What do you think?

:-)

Well, you could call it "Delivering the Essentials", which is the Centrica motto, and since Centrica have a product known as the "Goldfish Credit Card", it fits nicely.

Or you could go for a more obscure link, like British Gas, The AA or One.Tel.

Sorry, been working for this company far too long...

Given their memory span-Memento.

Given their colour-Derek

Given that it's a fish-Mr Chips

No, it's not a credit card. And it is gold. Well, orangey-yellowy-gold.

If it's in a tank with other fish and likely to get eaten at some stage, don't call it anything, that way you won't be so attached to it if you wake one morning up to discover he's been chomped to death.

If he's a solo fish in a tank on his own, call him 'Bob', 'Fish', 'Grix' or 'Snuggly'.

So it's not a credit card then?

Your Honour wrote:
> Mendax Bartender wrote:
> Depends. Is it a Centrica Personal Finance sort of Goldfish?
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>
> Ummm, it's gold. And a fish.

you have a gold gold fish? i thought they were orange?

Mendax Bartender wrote:
> Depends. Is it a Centrica Personal Finance sort of Goldfish?


Ummm, it's gold. And a fish.

Depends. Is it a Centrica Personal Finance sort of Goldfish?

Personally I think the best name for a fish is Neptune. But no one that I have ever seen has a fish called Neptune!

Call it Neptune, or a curse word because if your mad just say his name alot of times and you will feel much better(trust me).:D

Your Honour wrote:
> Perhaps Bazzman?
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> Or Neville?
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> What do you think?
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> :-)


LMFAO!!! good one :)