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It's coming to Mizzy Night,
We will probably fight,
But wait, were to go,
oh, no, were's the flow,
so lets get down on our knee's,
and lick all the cheese,
Cos i am Bent,
just like your tent,
so leave me alone,
before i go home.
NEXT....
SR give away free games,
SR have very cool names,
Look, there are over a 100 user's,
Look, they are all loser's,
Look, at my name,
Look, i have won a free game,
But i won cos of hints,
oh my god, you need mints,
And you take you time,
Cos it should be mine,
Look at my new hat,
Look I am a Tw@t,
Look there's Drunk Cow,
Look he is about to Bow,
Look there's a frog,
no wait that's my dog,
and look there's Fox,
He is lying in his Box,
Look there's Tribute,
And he is a Beaut,
Look there's AJ,
Look he is eating Hay,
and there was Herc,
who was a Jerk,
there was dragon,
riding a wagon,
Look i am Reptar,
Look i am eating a Mars bar,
and there is tiltawhirl,
who is always on the curl,
and there's Si Mysterio,
who like to listen to his sterio,
Look There's Bazzman,
Look he is eating Ham,
so lets stop,
Saying POP,
Cos this is annoying,
and i am enjoying,
my cup of tea,
witch is on my knee.
(no offense to any members offended in this poem)
We will probably fight,
But wait, were to go,
oh, no, were's the flow,
so lets get down on our knee's,
and lick all the cheese,
Cos i am Bent,
just like your tent,
so leave me alone,
before i go home.
NEXT....
SR give away free games,
SR have very cool names,
Look, there are over a 100 user's,
Look, they are all loser's,
Look, at my name,
Look, i have won a free game,
But i won cos of hints,
oh my god, you need mints,
And you take you time,
Cos it should be mine,
Look at my new hat,
Look I am a Tw@t,
Look there's Drunk Cow,
Look he is about to Bow,
Look there's a frog,
no wait that's my dog,
and look there's Fox,
He is lying in his Box,
Look there's Tribute,
And he is a Beaut,
Look there's AJ,
Look he is eating Hay,
and there was Herc,
who was a Jerk,
there was dragon,
riding a wagon,
Look i am Reptar,
Look i am eating a Mars bar,
and there is tiltawhirl,
who is always on the curl,
and there's Si Mysterio,
who like to listen to his sterio,
Look There's Bazzman,
Look he is eating Ham,
so lets stop,
Saying POP,
Cos this is annoying,
and i am enjoying,
my cup of tea,
witch is on my knee.
(no offense to any members offended in this poem)
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This was just a poem i made up as i went, and i think it is ok.
Reptar wrote:
> Look, there are over a 100 user's,
> Look, they are all loser's,
---
You consume half of those names, don't you?
---
> Look, at my name,
> Look, i have won a free game,
---
Oh, well done. *Appluads*
---
> Look there's Tribute,
> And he is a Beaut,
---
I thought you hated homophobic people. Turned into one of them have you?
---
> Look there's AJ,
> Look he is eating Hay,
---
*Claps slowly*
> Look, there are over a 100 user's,
> Look, they are all loser's,
---
You consume half of those names, don't you?
---
> Look, at my name,
> Look, i have won a free game,
---
Oh, well done. *Appluads*
---
> Look there's Tribute,
> And he is a Beaut,
---
I thought you hated homophobic people. Turned into one of them have you?
---
> Look there's AJ,
> Look he is eating Hay,
---
*Claps slowly*
Intoxicated Hippy wrote:
> Reptar wrote:
> It's coming to Mizzy Night,
> We will probably fight,
> But wait, were to go,
> oh, no, were's the flow,
> so lets get down on our knee's,
> and lick all the cheese,
> Cos i am Bent,
> just like your tent,
> so leave me alone,
> before i go home.
>
> Does this scare anyone else as much as it does me?
>
> You lick cheese and you're bent?
>
> Escuse me while I throw up.
I was basically joking, you stupid Gypsy, i mean Hippy
> Reptar wrote:
> It's coming to Mizzy Night,
> We will probably fight,
> But wait, were to go,
> oh, no, were's the flow,
> so lets get down on our knee's,
> and lick all the cheese,
> Cos i am Bent,
> just like your tent,
> so leave me alone,
> before i go home.
>
> Does this scare anyone else as much as it does me?
>
> You lick cheese and you're bent?
>
> Escuse me while I throw up.
I was basically joking, you stupid Gypsy, i mean Hippy
Reptar wrote:
> It's coming to Mizzy Night,
> We will probably fight,
> But wait, were to go,
> oh, no, were's the flow,
> so lets get down on our knee's,
> and lick all the cheese,
> Cos i am Bent,
> just like your tent,
> so leave me alone,
> before i go home.
Does this scare anyone else as much as it does me?
You lick cheese and you're bent?
Escuse me while I throw up.
> It's coming to Mizzy Night,
> We will probably fight,
> But wait, were to go,
> oh, no, were's the flow,
> so lets get down on our knee's,
> and lick all the cheese,
> Cos i am Bent,
> just like your tent,
> so leave me alone,
> before i go home.
Does this scare anyone else as much as it does me?
You lick cheese and you're bent?
Escuse me while I throw up.
My pleasure
Intoxicated Hippy wrote:
> Worst.Poems.Ever
(Just to point something out, mine were extracting the urine)
> Worst.Poems.Ever
(Just to point something out, mine were extracting the urine)
Mary had a little skirt
With splits right up the sides...
And every time she wore it
The boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt
With a split right up the front...
But she never wore that one.
With splits right up the sides...
And every time she wore it
The boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt
With a split right up the front...
But she never wore that one.
Mine was better than that.
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