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So I came up with the idea of making up a fake society, and asking people in the Uni to sign up to it.
I printed out a form, made it as official as I could, and went out asking people everywhere if they would like to sign up to the Phone Sex Society.
Great fun. Especially when the person you're trying to convince can't speak much English.
"Why phone sex? Is phone sex good?"
"Yes, very good. It's also much safer. You don't have to worry about sexually transmitted diseases with phone sex, or pregnancy."
"Ah, I see."
"We do carry a rule asking all our members to not practise unprotected phone sex, however. It's not much to ask, after all, it -is- a free society."
I kept one bloke talking for nearly ten minutes. I nearly offered him a free hands-free kit if he'd sign up.
I printed out a form, made it as official as I could, and went out asking people everywhere if they would like to sign up to the Phone Sex Society.
Great fun. Especially when the person you're trying to convince can't speak much English.
"Why phone sex? Is phone sex good?"
"Yes, very good. It's also much safer. You don't have to worry about sexually transmitted diseases with phone sex, or pregnancy."
"Ah, I see."
"We do carry a rule asking all our members to not practise unprotected phone sex, however. It's not much to ask, after all, it -is- a free society."
I kept one bloke talking for nearly ten minutes. I nearly offered him a free hands-free kit if he'd sign up.
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So I came up with the idea of making up a fake society, and asking people in the Uni to sign up to it.
I printed out a form, made it as official as I could, and went out asking people everywhere if they would like to sign up to the Phone Sex Society.
Great fun. Especially when the person you're trying to convince can't speak much English.
"Why phone sex? Is phone sex good?"
"Yes, very good. It's also much safer. You don't have to worry about sexually transmitted diseases with phone sex, or pregnancy."
"Ah, I see."
"We do carry a rule asking all our members to not practise unprotected phone sex, however. It's not much to ask, after all, it -is- a free society."
I kept one bloke talking for nearly ten minutes. I nearly offered him a free hands-free kit if he'd sign up.
I printed out a form, made it as official as I could, and went out asking people everywhere if they would like to sign up to the Phone Sex Society.
Great fun. Especially when the person you're trying to convince can't speak much English.
"Why phone sex? Is phone sex good?"
"Yes, very good. It's also much safer. You don't have to worry about sexually transmitted diseases with phone sex, or pregnancy."
"Ah, I see."
"We do carry a rule asking all our members to not practise unprotected phone sex, however. It's not much to ask, after all, it -is- a free society."
I kept one bloke talking for nearly ten minutes. I nearly offered him a free hands-free kit if he'd sign up.
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