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"We were bored last night"

So I came up with the idea of making up a fake society, and asking people in the Uni to sign up to it.

I printed out a form, made it as official as I could, and went out asking people everywhere if they would like to sign up to the Phone Sex Society.

Great fun. Especially when the person you're trying to convince can't speak much English.

"Why phone sex? Is phone sex good?"

"Yes, very good. It's also much safer. You don't have to worry about sexually transmitted diseases with phone sex, or pregnancy."

"Ah, I see."

"We do carry a rule asking all our members to not practise unprotected phone sex, however. It's not much to ask, after all, it -is- a free society."

I kept one bloke talking for nearly ten minutes. I nearly offered him a free hands-free kit if he'd sign up.

Grix Thraves wrote:
>I nearly offered him
> a free hands-free kit if he'd sign up.

hahah

brillaint

Just a thought (given my attendence to three universities): students and society don't mix well so why would you want to join it/one?

I'm still learning advanced social interaction: lesson 5 was how to avoid grimacing in front of friends when buying a round of drinks.

You should consider starting a society society for people who like the idea of joining a society but need further guidance regarding the best one to join.

Tsk, pesky students. Haven't you got a rag day to organise or something?

I thought it was going to be a poem. You upset me now grixy whixy.

Very clever joke there! You should have video'd your talks with people though.. that would have ruled.

Hope you are enjoying your time :)

Back on MSN soon so I can get you up to date with my er-life.

:D

Grix Thraves wrote:

> I kept one bloke talking for nearly ten minutes. I nearly offered him
> a free hands-free kit if he'd sign up.

Hehe

Thats funny in so many ways

Great reading for anyone who picked up a copy though.

Ingenium Bartender wrote:
> In royal holloway, there was a secret erotica society, who met up for
> orgies and stuff. There were actually an impressive number of females
> in this society. I know this because one of the campus reporters
> managed to sneak a hidden camera in one the rooms they were suspected
> of using.
>
> Naked pictures were printed on the Uni magazine the next month. Naming
> names and all.
>
> Funny.

OMG. That must have been so embarassing for the participants.

In royal holloway, there was a secret erotica society, who met up for orgies and stuff. There were actually an impressive number of females in this society. I know this because one of the campus reporters managed to sneak a hidden camera in one the rooms they were suspected of using.

Naked pictures were printed on the Uni magazine the next month. Naming names and all.

Funny.

Heh, that would be great, handing out leaflets during freshers week, with "Phone Sex Society" emblazoned on 'em. You could invent a secret handshake and stuff.