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Many may have seen this before but I only just received it. Thought it would amuse a few people this morning!
If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes," delete it IMMEDIATELY.
Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone to auto dial to call only 900 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish
tank. IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING?? It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. If the "Bedtimes" message is opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
****** WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.*******
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you. Send to everyone and, if you are a blond, .... this is a joke.
If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes," delete it IMMEDIATELY.
Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone to auto dial to call only 900 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish
tank. IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING?? It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. If the "Bedtimes" message is opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
****** WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.*******
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you. Send to everyone and, if you are a blond, .... this is a joke.
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Or go to www.grisoft.com and download their "FREE" AVG software with free updates :D
Hybrid Valves wrote:
> we dont sell it cos its poo so nuh!
Or is it poo because you dont sell it? ;¬)
> we dont sell it cos its poo so nuh!
Or is it poo because you dont sell it? ;¬)
cookie monster wrote:
> Or get PcCillin, which costs $10 a year and automatically updates to
> keep you safe. And the 2002 edition has a firewall, and a good one at
> that.
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Yeah but thats poo and we dont sell it cos its poo so nuh!
> Or get PcCillin, which costs $10 a year and automatically updates to
> keep you safe. And the 2002 edition has a firewall, and a good one at
> that.
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Yeah but thats poo and we dont sell it cos its poo so nuh!
Hybrid Valves wrote:
> Alternatively purchase
> Antivirus 2003 > a protection virus definition up and running for the BugBear virus
> within a few hours!!
>
> Stay protected Kiddies!
Or get PcCillin, which costs $10 a year and automatically updates to keep you safe. And the 2002 edition has a firewall, and a good one at that.
> Alternatively purchase
> Antivirus 2003 > a protection virus definition up and running for the BugBear virus
> within a few hours!!
>
> Stay protected Kiddies!
Or get PcCillin, which costs $10 a year and automatically updates to keep you safe. And the 2002 edition has a firewall, and a good one at that.
Alternatively purchase Norton Antivirus 2003 for just £39.99! Symantec (the creators) had a protection virus definition up and running for the BugBear virus within a few hours!!
Stay protected Kiddies!
Stay protected Kiddies!
Heh nice one. I got sent a trojan horse in an email the other day, i didnt open it right enough. Any emails over 10k are deleted immeadiately.
Gangsta Hamsta wrote:
if you are a blond, .... this is a joke.
Oh right....I see......i don't get it
;)
if you are a blond, .... this is a joke.
Oh right....I see......i don't get it
;)
And a good joke at that.
Many may have seen this before but I only just received it. Thought it would amuse a few people this morning!
If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes," delete it IMMEDIATELY.
Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone to auto dial to call only 900 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish
tank. IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING?? It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. If the "Bedtimes" message is opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
****** WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.*******
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you. Send to everyone and, if you are a blond, .... this is a joke.
If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes," delete it IMMEDIATELY.
Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone to auto dial to call only 900 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish
tank. IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING?? It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine. If the "Bedtimes" message is opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
****** WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.*******
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you. Send to everyone and, if you are a blond, .... this is a joke.
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