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At work today, was humming about the tills (because after five months I bothered to ask for till training). A dude comes up to me after my lunch break and this following conversation happens:
Customer - Been looking on the shelves for it, can you check in the back if you have Gear Metal Solid 2 in for the PC?
Joby - Metal Gear Solid 2 yeah?
Customer - Yeah, Gear Metal Solid.
Joby - Can tell you now mate, Metal Gear Solid is only available currently on the Playstation 2.
Customer - Look, I read it in a magazine, Gear Metal Solid is available for the PC, can you just hop on back there and have a look.
(I hopped back to the storeroom, had a Dime bar and returned munching away'
Joby - Nope, sorry.
Customer - Did you even check?
Joby - Didn't need too.
Customer - Where is your manager?
Joby - (I muttered) Probably hiding from you.
Customer - Pardon.. excuse me?
Joby - I said 'I think he is on the loo'
Customer - I will wait down the front of the shop, can you tell him to come and talk to me, I wish to make a complaint.
Joby - Yeah, Microsoft are annoying.
(He walks and waits down the front of the shop, being young I really couldn't care, he should listen to me when I tell him its not out but he didn't. My manager comes out of the staff area door)
Joby - Its my lunchbreak now Neil, can I go?
Neil (manager) - Yeap, lemme check you.
(I get searched and leave the shop, making myself obviously seen by the customer)
Customer - Where are you going?
Joby - Mate, I don't work here, I just pretend to look important and I love this green shirt, you will find Gear Metal Solid in the basket at the back underneath the shop floor.
(I think he left).
I love my job. Yay!
Customer - Been looking on the shelves for it, can you check in the back if you have Gear Metal Solid 2 in for the PC?
Joby - Metal Gear Solid 2 yeah?
Customer - Yeah, Gear Metal Solid.
Joby - Can tell you now mate, Metal Gear Solid is only available currently on the Playstation 2.
Customer - Look, I read it in a magazine, Gear Metal Solid is available for the PC, can you just hop on back there and have a look.
(I hopped back to the storeroom, had a Dime bar and returned munching away'
Joby - Nope, sorry.
Customer - Did you even check?
Joby - Didn't need too.
Customer - Where is your manager?
Joby - (I muttered) Probably hiding from you.
Customer - Pardon.. excuse me?
Joby - I said 'I think he is on the loo'
Customer - I will wait down the front of the shop, can you tell him to come and talk to me, I wish to make a complaint.
Joby - Yeah, Microsoft are annoying.
(He walks and waits down the front of the shop, being young I really couldn't care, he should listen to me when I tell him its not out but he didn't. My manager comes out of the staff area door)
Joby - Its my lunchbreak now Neil, can I go?
Neil (manager) - Yeap, lemme check you.
(I get searched and leave the shop, making myself obviously seen by the customer)
Customer - Where are you going?
Joby - Mate, I don't work here, I just pretend to look important and I love this green shirt, you will find Gear Metal Solid in the basket at the back underneath the shop floor.
(I think he left).
I love my job. Yay!
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heh i did like this topic :)
He believed you didnt work there even after you went into the storeroom?
Heh heh heh great story. Were do you work Virgin Megastore, HMV or someplace like that?
That’s not as funny as I was expecting. Now you’ve tainted my whole weekend.
At work today, was humming about the tills (because after five months I bothered to ask for till training). A dude comes up to me after my lunch break and this following conversation happens:
Customer - Been looking on the shelves for it, can you check in the back if you have Gear Metal Solid 2 in for the PC?
Joby - Metal Gear Solid 2 yeah?
Customer - Yeah, Gear Metal Solid.
Joby - Can tell you now mate, Metal Gear Solid is only available currently on the Playstation 2.
Customer - Look, I read it in a magazine, Gear Metal Solid is available for the PC, can you just hop on back there and have a look.
(I hopped back to the storeroom, had a Dime bar and returned munching away'
Joby - Nope, sorry.
Customer - Did you even check?
Joby - Didn't need too.
Customer - Where is your manager?
Joby - (I muttered) Probably hiding from you.
Customer - Pardon.. excuse me?
Joby - I said 'I think he is on the loo'
Customer - I will wait down the front of the shop, can you tell him to come and talk to me, I wish to make a complaint.
Joby - Yeah, Microsoft are annoying.
(He walks and waits down the front of the shop, being young I really couldn't care, he should listen to me when I tell him its not out but he didn't. My manager comes out of the staff area door)
Joby - Its my lunchbreak now Neil, can I go?
Neil (manager) - Yeap, lemme check you.
(I get searched and leave the shop, making myself obviously seen by the customer)
Customer - Where are you going?
Joby - Mate, I don't work here, I just pretend to look important and I love this green shirt, you will find Gear Metal Solid in the basket at the back underneath the shop floor.
(I think he left).
I love my job. Yay!
Customer - Been looking on the shelves for it, can you check in the back if you have Gear Metal Solid 2 in for the PC?
Joby - Metal Gear Solid 2 yeah?
Customer - Yeah, Gear Metal Solid.
Joby - Can tell you now mate, Metal Gear Solid is only available currently on the Playstation 2.
Customer - Look, I read it in a magazine, Gear Metal Solid is available for the PC, can you just hop on back there and have a look.
(I hopped back to the storeroom, had a Dime bar and returned munching away'
Joby - Nope, sorry.
Customer - Did you even check?
Joby - Didn't need too.
Customer - Where is your manager?
Joby - (I muttered) Probably hiding from you.
Customer - Pardon.. excuse me?
Joby - I said 'I think he is on the loo'
Customer - I will wait down the front of the shop, can you tell him to come and talk to me, I wish to make a complaint.
Joby - Yeah, Microsoft are annoying.
(He walks and waits down the front of the shop, being young I really couldn't care, he should listen to me when I tell him its not out but he didn't. My manager comes out of the staff area door)
Joby - Its my lunchbreak now Neil, can I go?
Neil (manager) - Yeap, lemme check you.
(I get searched and leave the shop, making myself obviously seen by the customer)
Customer - Where are you going?
Joby - Mate, I don't work here, I just pretend to look important and I love this green shirt, you will find Gear Metal Solid in the basket at the back underneath the shop floor.
(I think he left).
I love my job. Yay!
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