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"I ate a whole bag of Marshmallows"

And now my rib hurts. Weird

I had a dream the other night that I ate all my pillows. When I woke up I found my flatmate trying to suffocate me with one. Thus I reckon that's why I dreamt about pillows and not marshmallows.

Duh!

Did the pillows taste nice?

I had a beer after eating a bag of mashmellows and I herd a grumbble and my belly grew about 10 centimeters so no more beer but maybe some mor marshmellows. Could anyone tell me why my belly grew about 10 centimeters when I had beer.

Come on I realy whant to know?!

A whole bag???

I'm sure you are SOOOOOOOOOOOO proud! *Rolls his eyes*

Since I am PERFECT I have never done anything so stoopid except for the time when I jacked off in the middle of a girls changing room because I was high after sniffing solvent free Pritt stick.

Jenius!

I had a beer after eating a bag of mashmellows and I herd a grumbble and my belly grew about 10 centimeters so no more beer but maybe some mor marshmellows. Could anyone tell me why my belly grew about 10 centimeters when I had beer.

Albert the Large wrote:
> I had a beer after eating a bag of mashmellows and I herd a grumbble
> and my belly grew about 10 centimeters so no more beer but maybe some
> mor marshmellows. Could anyone tell me why my belly grew about 10
> centimeters when I had beer.

i told u

Did you?

yeah the mellows act as a sponge etc etc

I remember now.

u beer told cool jacked girls cool bad spelling.

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