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"Heh, you stupid console monkeys"

Whilst you're all arguing about which is better between your consoles, us PC gamers have been enjoying:

Morrowind, Mafia, UT2003, Hitman 2.
Next week is No One Lives Forever 2 (being called "the most enjoyable FPS ever".

So y'all fight about your boxes whilst we grown-ups quietly go about our gaming.
Oh, and I have an Xbox, had a PS2 and had a Gamecube.
Therefore I'm best.

Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyaaaaah nyah

NOLF 2 does look amusing, but I want soooo many OC games it's quite ridiculous. Most of the ones people have mentioned I want, but I don't have enough money/time for all of them , so I have to be selective.
Brooms shoes and moons for mice. All of those things I have.

The first Nolf released on console was absolute pants on a monkey. It was 10x better for PC, you couldn't even turn off auto aim on the ps2 version and the loading times..... oh my god. We got it for both PC and PS2. Y...... cos It was so good on PC my bro wanted to play it in his room only yo discover it was pants and took it back.

Those Icarus scrolls rule!

Have you tried them yet? It lets you do a super huge jump, spanning some miles at least.

Even better is when you crash back down to the earth and splat :)

er-no wrote:
I thought you didn't like Morrowind though Goaty? Changed ya mind or
> did I misread something you said a couple of months back?

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No you didn't misread. I hate RPG games.
But Morrowind isn't what I consider to be an RPG - there's minimal levelling-up of things, no spell-castings if you dont want to and no bloody pixies.
There are some Elves in it, but I killed them with a whacking great Ironsword. Plus I beat up a pensioner, stole her things and flogged them - buying a nice helmet with the proceeds.

My character "Alan The Maniac" is rock. He has superb armour and looks like a demented Maximus from Gladiator, a huge sword and is the hardest bloke to stomp the earth.
Plus, I've never ever played a game with such an immersive world created - it is absolutely mind-blowing just how detailed it is.

And has one of the most unexpectedly funny bits in a game I've played.
You're walking along and hear a distant scream. It gets louder and louder and suddenly a crap wizard plummets from the sky and smashes into the ground in front of you.
You can wander over and loot his still-warm corpse. He has "Icarus" spell, which grants you flight for a few seconds.
But he was crap and died.

Heh

Return of the Mac.
Once again.

G4? As in Mac?

er-no wrote:
> I thought you didn't like Morrowind though Goaty? Changed ya mind or
> did I misread something you said a couple of months back?
>
> :D


I think he changed his mind after he found he could wander around mugging old women :)

I forgot to mention. I have a G4 which I love playing WarCraft 3 on.
:-D

I actually would say I am the best. I have a PC and all the consoles. Nah nah?! :-P

I thought you didn't like Morrowind though Goaty? Changed ya mind or did I misread something you said a couple of months back?

:D

I'm surprised at the prices of the P4 processors.