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It's surprising really
How many games
Feature characters
With hidden pains
Snake was admitted
To be mentally scarred
With Asperger's disorder
And it hit him hard
For he could say
No more than "damn"
No friends to speak to
But he thought he'd da man
Mario's mushrooms
Caused septicemia
Even Yoshi
Had bulimia
Ryu had dementia
Because after all
He'd ask who's Ken
With a fireball
Every character ever
In an RPG
Sufferred Posttraumatic Stress disorder
Heavily
Duke Nukem had Narcissistic disorder
Even Pacman was ill
He developed Drug Dependence
Eating pill after pill
Sonic the Hedgehog?
Brief Psychotic Affection
He'd go completely mad
With a big ring collection
The marine from Doom
Found hard labours
As an agoraphobic stuck
In antechambers
Remember the next time
You send them to fight
That characters live
In serious blight.
How many games
Feature characters
With hidden pains
Snake was admitted
To be mentally scarred
With Asperger's disorder
And it hit him hard
For he could say
No more than "damn"
No friends to speak to
But he thought he'd da man
Mario's mushrooms
Caused septicemia
Even Yoshi
Had bulimia
Ryu had dementia
Because after all
He'd ask who's Ken
With a fireball
Every character ever
In an RPG
Sufferred Posttraumatic Stress disorder
Heavily
Duke Nukem had Narcissistic disorder
Even Pacman was ill
He developed Drug Dependence
Eating pill after pill
Sonic the Hedgehog?
Brief Psychotic Affection
He'd go completely mad
With a big ring collection
The marine from Doom
Found hard labours
As an agoraphobic stuck
In antechambers
Remember the next time
You send them to fight
That characters live
In serious blight.
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It's surprising really
How many games
Feature characters
With hidden pains
Snake was admitted
To be mentally scarred
With Asperger's disorder
And it hit him hard
For he could say
No more than "damn"
No friends to speak to
But he thought he'd da man
Mario's mushrooms
Caused septicemia
Even Yoshi
Had bulimia
Ryu had dementia
Because after all
He'd ask who's Ken
With a fireball
Every character ever
In an RPG
Sufferred Posttraumatic Stress disorder
Heavily
Duke Nukem had Narcissistic disorder
Even Pacman was ill
He developed Drug Dependence
Eating pill after pill
Sonic the Hedgehog?
Brief Psychotic Affection
He'd go completely mad
With a big ring collection
The marine from Doom
Found hard labours
As an agoraphobic stuck
In antechambers
Remember the next time
You send them to fight
That characters live
In serious blight.
How many games
Feature characters
With hidden pains
Snake was admitted
To be mentally scarred
With Asperger's disorder
And it hit him hard
For he could say
No more than "damn"
No friends to speak to
But he thought he'd da man
Mario's mushrooms
Caused septicemia
Even Yoshi
Had bulimia
Ryu had dementia
Because after all
He'd ask who's Ken
With a fireball
Every character ever
In an RPG
Sufferred Posttraumatic Stress disorder
Heavily
Duke Nukem had Narcissistic disorder
Even Pacman was ill
He developed Drug Dependence
Eating pill after pill
Sonic the Hedgehog?
Brief Psychotic Affection
He'd go completely mad
With a big ring collection
The marine from Doom
Found hard labours
As an agoraphobic stuck
In antechambers
Remember the next time
You send them to fight
That characters live
In serious blight.
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