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"Games Character Disorders"

It's surprising really
How many games
Feature characters
With hidden pains

Snake was admitted
To be mentally scarred
With Asperger's disorder
And it hit him hard
For he could say
No more than "damn"
No friends to speak to
But he thought he'd da man

Mario's mushrooms
Caused septicemia
Even Yoshi
Had bulimia
Ryu had dementia
Because after all
He'd ask who's Ken
With a fireball

Every character ever
In an RPG
Sufferred Posttraumatic Stress disorder
Heavily
Duke Nukem had Narcissistic disorder
Even Pacman was ill
He developed Drug Dependence
Eating pill after pill

Sonic the Hedgehog?
Brief Psychotic Affection
He'd go completely mad
With a big ring collection
The marine from Doom
Found hard labours
As an agoraphobic stuck
In antechambers

Remember the next time
You send them to fight
That characters live
In serious blight.

Nice one there grix, keep it up.

:)

maybe it isn't lag that slows down my multiplayer games, maybe its narcotics or come type of computer drug, maybe cannabis 2285, and illgiel floppy disk that makes ur processor runs 5 times as fast!!

Very good.

Very good :D For the first time ever I know why have me games characters wont move a muscle on the screen

How do you follow that Mr Grix?

Very good indeed.

"serious blight"

Excellent.

:o)

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> Very creative !

nice one

hehe

I like it