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Waiting for League of Gentlemen to start, flicking through channels and came across a programme on Channel 4 called "What Jade did next".
A programme following one of the contestants from Big Brother after the show.
Why? Surely the whole point of that programme was to watch people locked in a house together with pointless tasks to stimulate boring interaction and to create tension for the voyeuristic entertainment of drones watching?
So why a programme about afterwards?
And why on earth a programme about this woman? A woman famous and admired for being borderline retarded?
She seemed like a nice enough person, but that doesn't excuse the fact she's quite possibly one of the stupidest people I have ever had the misfortune of sharing my planet with.
"Saddam Hussein?...who's 'e? Inni a boxer or summit?"
This, ladies and gentlemen, is an example of "celebrity". This is what we're supposed to venerate and admire? To place our unrealised dreams and vicariously live through?
A walking, talking mannequin? Since when did watching a clueless nobody merit an hour long show?
It just reinforces my loathing (and it is a genuine hatred) of Big Brother.
An utterly pointless programme with no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
"It's just fun to watch" - No. It's staring at wannabes all trying to win £70,000 by doing absolutely nothing of note or merit.
"It's fun to watch other people's lives" Really? How about actually interracting with your neighbours then? Try talking to people that are actually around you? Maybe phone an old friend and catch up?
But this entire "Real-life" tv thing is an absolute farce. Is your life really that boring, that devoid of personal excitement that you have to watch someone else living and empathise? You do realise the irony of staying indoors to watch a programme about somebody else living their life don't you?
Please tell me you get that - don't kid yourself it's entertainment. It's not, it's keeping you pacified and thinking that things like Big Brother and Jade actually count for anything at all in this world.
With these programmes, I'd like to see a National system where, periodically, it would flash to someone's living room/ You'd see people slouched on the sofa, slack-mouthed watching with zero movement or conscious thought in their head. A zombie, sitting there as yet another evening of your life is flushed away whilst you watch total pond-life perform for you like circus seals for "entertainment".
Pop Idol/Star/Rivals/Fame Academy...watch another group of desperate nobodies grasp their 15 mins and cling to the notion they're "Better people" because everyone knows their face before sinking back into their lives of unfulfilled dreams and nothing to face but the fact "I was on tv once y'know".
What's wrong with not having the television on? Why not get mates round or your family and talk/play boardgames/video games...anything that requires some form of active participation or thought from you instead of just monging on the sofa watching yet another instant-celeb parade around and bark on command.
Jesus Christ, it's not bad enough that these bipeds get on tv, but some of them go on to make records in the case of Pop Zombies and then we have to suffer beyond the 15 mins.
I dont understand this fascination with celebrity in this day and age. There are magazines devoted to "celebrity gossip" where so-and-so got drunk and had a fight. Big deal, you want that then go out on any Friday or Saturday night and you'll see it.
Doesn't matter if a person is a movie star/music star, they're just like you and me. So why this worship? Especially 2nd rate zeroes like the Big Brother people. When will people realise they fade within a month of that show finishing?
Christ...I'm disgusted with 95% of television and if I had my own planet, there would never have been such an invention. It's gone from what was originally hoped to be an instrument of learning and bringing people together to share ideals to nothing more than a parade of commercials and a platform for the brain damaged to seek validation through being recognised.
Stupid bloody invention.
A programme following one of the contestants from Big Brother after the show.
Why? Surely the whole point of that programme was to watch people locked in a house together with pointless tasks to stimulate boring interaction and to create tension for the voyeuristic entertainment of drones watching?
So why a programme about afterwards?
And why on earth a programme about this woman? A woman famous and admired for being borderline retarded?
She seemed like a nice enough person, but that doesn't excuse the fact she's quite possibly one of the stupidest people I have ever had the misfortune of sharing my planet with.
"Saddam Hussein?...who's 'e? Inni a boxer or summit?"
This, ladies and gentlemen, is an example of "celebrity". This is what we're supposed to venerate and admire? To place our unrealised dreams and vicariously live through?
A walking, talking mannequin? Since when did watching a clueless nobody merit an hour long show?
It just reinforces my loathing (and it is a genuine hatred) of Big Brother.
An utterly pointless programme with no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
"It's just fun to watch" - No. It's staring at wannabes all trying to win £70,000 by doing absolutely nothing of note or merit.
"It's fun to watch other people's lives" Really? How about actually interracting with your neighbours then? Try talking to people that are actually around you? Maybe phone an old friend and catch up?
But this entire "Real-life" tv thing is an absolute farce. Is your life really that boring, that devoid of personal excitement that you have to watch someone else living and empathise? You do realise the irony of staying indoors to watch a programme about somebody else living their life don't you?
Please tell me you get that - don't kid yourself it's entertainment. It's not, it's keeping you pacified and thinking that things like Big Brother and Jade actually count for anything at all in this world.
With these programmes, I'd like to see a National system where, periodically, it would flash to someone's living room/ You'd see people slouched on the sofa, slack-mouthed watching with zero movement or conscious thought in their head. A zombie, sitting there as yet another evening of your life is flushed away whilst you watch total pond-life perform for you like circus seals for "entertainment".
Pop Idol/Star/Rivals/Fame Academy...watch another group of desperate nobodies grasp their 15 mins and cling to the notion they're "Better people" because everyone knows their face before sinking back into their lives of unfulfilled dreams and nothing to face but the fact "I was on tv once y'know".
What's wrong with not having the television on? Why not get mates round or your family and talk/play boardgames/video games...anything that requires some form of active participation or thought from you instead of just monging on the sofa watching yet another instant-celeb parade around and bark on command.
Jesus Christ, it's not bad enough that these bipeds get on tv, but some of them go on to make records in the case of Pop Zombies and then we have to suffer beyond the 15 mins.
I dont understand this fascination with celebrity in this day and age. There are magazines devoted to "celebrity gossip" where so-and-so got drunk and had a fight. Big deal, you want that then go out on any Friday or Saturday night and you'll see it.
Doesn't matter if a person is a movie star/music star, they're just like you and me. So why this worship? Especially 2nd rate zeroes like the Big Brother people. When will people realise they fade within a month of that show finishing?
Christ...I'm disgusted with 95% of television and if I had my own planet, there would never have been such an invention. It's gone from what was originally hoped to be an instrument of learning and bringing people together to share ideals to nothing more than a parade of commercials and a platform for the brain damaged to seek validation through being recognised.
Stupid bloody invention.
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Sexual organs should be a priviledge not a right. They should require a license.
I would make people take a test to see if they were allowed to vote
I'm 16 and can't vote
Yet all these bloody idiots can... and don't use it... and then moan about life and their country being crap
Also the same for having children
No I'm sorry you're a retarded mongoose... I don't want your offspring in the future world
I'm 16 and can't vote
Yet all these bloody idiots can... and don't use it... and then moan about life and their country being crap
Also the same for having children
No I'm sorry you're a retarded mongoose... I don't want your offspring in the future world
The good thing about it is, all the idiots who like Jade and ACTUALLY BELIEVE that she has a heart of gold and all that tosh prefer to vote in Big Brother than in the general election. Which is good, in a roundabout sort of way. For a start most of these people (especially Jade) aren't capable of making a good decision. The second point is that if there are less votes, each vote counts for more (not literally, but if there were only three votes in the whole country then one person would have a third of the votes), so the sensible people end up making all the important decisions. The others get to decide who stays in the prison camp another week and try to digest there own internal organs by sheer will power rather than even be in the same room as Jade.
I heard the government were trying to get her to replace Tony Blair... so the voting turn-out would increase by 90%
" Cross... muh... X... muh... Jade... pie "
" Labur Party is inportand coz premant women need sapport "
" Cross... muh... X... muh... Jade... pie "
" Labur Party is inportand coz premant women need sapport "
Beefcake wrote:
> Leave Jade alone! The girl has a heart of Iron Pyrite...
1) I'd like to see someone explain what "Iron Pyrite" is to her..... that would require a two week continuous show.
2) I suspect that the second part of that show could be where someone explains what a heart is....I can imagine it now....."Whats a heart ? Ave I got one ?!!"
Thrilling stuff, like Big Brother and all the other reality shows, compared to watching scandisk or paint dry.....
~~Belldandy~~
> Leave Jade alone! The girl has a heart of Iron Pyrite...
1) I'd like to see someone explain what "Iron Pyrite" is to her..... that would require a two week continuous show.
2) I suspect that the second part of that show could be where someone explains what a heart is....I can imagine it now....."Whats a heart ? Ave I got one ?!!"
Thrilling stuff, like Big Brother and all the other reality shows, compared to watching scandisk or paint dry.....
~~Belldandy~~
We should seed the galaxy with space pods containing her DNA (strands of hair or perhaps just lumps of flesh). Then if any Alien life forms dicover a pod and use this DNA contained within to clone a human....
Well it would be the funniest cosmic jape ever.
It would also mess with their minds when they try to work out how such a species could send things into space, when they clearly have problems with rudimentaries such as speaking, thinking and not being ugly.
Well it would be the funniest cosmic jape ever.
It would also mess with their minds when they try to work out how such a species could send things into space, when they clearly have problems with rudimentaries such as speaking, thinking and not being ugly.
Leave Jade alone! The girl has a heart of Iron Pyrite...
And what scares me is that these people can reproduce willy-nilly without any kind of exam or license to do so.
She's the sort of person you'd hire to prove that you're an equal opportunities employer.
Tetchy wrote:
> There was a bit in the program where they were discussing what a good
> role model she is.
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That's what made me try to eat my own head to escape this drek.
A role-model for other illiterate, glottal-slopping mongol-women that think Saddam Hussein is a boxer and aspire to read without their lips aching by page 12.
> There was a bit in the program where they were discussing what a good
> role model she is.
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That's what made me try to eat my own head to escape this drek.
A role-model for other illiterate, glottal-slopping mongol-women that think Saddam Hussein is a boxer and aspire to read without their lips aching by page 12.
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