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My wife wanted me fat and everything but this is stupid, I can`t fit into any of my clothes and she still wants me fatter so I need a waight loss site and fast!
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My wife wanted me fat and everything but this is stupid, I can`t fit into any of my clothes and she still wants me fatter so I need a waight loss site and fast!
www.weightwatchers.com?
Does your wife keep you in a cage and every now and again stokes a stove cooker and rubs her hands together in glee?
Seriously mate, I think she's going to eat you. The next time you get a chicken bone, keep it, and pretend it's your finger. She'll never want to eat you that way.
And of course, eat whatever the hell you want, and stop taking orders. Jeez.
Seriously mate, I think she's going to eat you. The next time you get a chicken bone, keep it, and pretend it's your finger. She'll never want to eat you that way.
And of course, eat whatever the hell you want, and stop taking orders. Jeez.
wierd
very wierd.
don't ruin your body to please someone else. Your body is either a temple or an amusement park, but never forget that you run the show, nobody else.
very wierd.
don't ruin your body to please someone else. Your body is either a temple or an amusement park, but never forget that you run the show, nobody else.
Read this about 30 mins ago and have just come back to it.
Still not sure what to make of it.
:-S
Still not sure what to make of it.
:-S
She solved the prblem by giving me bigger clothes.
Solved which problem, sorry?
So, she told you to get fat, and you did. Your clothes no longer fit you, so you got bigger clothes. And now you think the problem is solved?
Leave the twisted mare, and lose some weight. Best incentive, spend £1000 on clothes too small for you. You'll be determined to lose weight so that you can get into them*.
*this does not work for women, who will see that they can't fit into something, get depressed, and start eating 2kg bars of fruit and nut dairy milk.
Leave the twisted mare, and lose some weight. Best incentive, spend £1000 on clothes too small for you. You'll be determined to lose weight so that you can get into them*.
*this does not work for women, who will see that they can't fit into something, get depressed, and start eating 2kg bars of fruit and nut dairy milk.
If she wants you even fatter then why do you need a weight loss site? Surely that will counteract your ability to gain weight? You should think these things through.
What you need are the details of the nearest Mac D's, BK or KFC, then go for it.
Oh and good luck!
What you need are the details of the nearest Mac D's, BK or KFC, then go for it.
Oh and good luck!
I think there is a site called www.menshealth.com which shows you how to keep in pretty good physical condition. Probably gives advise on how to get a six pack as well.
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