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"Rubbish joke I just made up"

Q. How does Tom Hanks get around Hollywood?
A. In his Oscar vehicle.

I can hear Private Eye knocking on my door right now.

Why are vegetarians so useless at fighting?

Because they would rather make peas than war!



I'll get my coat...

What do you call a plum being attacked?

A damson in distress.


I know I'll regret that.

Why don't mice have balls?

Because they can't dance.

Here's a rubbish joke I made up...not related to Snuggly's but my one doesn't deserve a topic of its own.

Did you hear that the ex-Prime Minister has gone right off indian food?

After his last experience with a curry it wasn't just his tounge that was burning.

hmmmm.

That's nearly as bad as:

How do you answer the phone in three colours?

'green green, green green'
(picks up the reciever}
'pink'
(answers the phone)
'y'ellow?'

Ever get the feeling people are laughing at you....

Mr.Snuggly wrote some stuff explaining it and stuff:

*sighs*

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Ok...... but why male models?

Thanks for sharing that, Meka, it made my day

And, Snuggly, the joke was so/so... I've seen worse

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It's a ring toss game


(yeah, references to the Simpsons rule)

I made up a joke the other day, I think it was better than that, but I don't remember it, so it might not have been.

I did say. However, if you think of Tom Hanks driving around Hollywood in an actual big hollowed-out Oscar, made by melting all his existing awards down into a huge gold death-mobile, that might make it a bit funnier.

Ah, I get it now.

*scratches head*
That, in fact, licks balls.