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"My niece rules!"

Had her round here today, my nephew broke his leg so i had to look after my niece. She's 1 and 3 quarters, and she says the cutest things!

The best has to be:

'I have an Ow on my finger'

Makes me smile everytime think of it.

Asher D wrote:
> Had her round here today, my nephew broke his leg so i had to look
> after my niece. She's 1 and 3 quarters, and she says the cutest
> things!
>
> The best has to be:
>
> 'I have an Ow on my finger'
>
> Makes me smile everytime think of it.

And they let YOU loose with her!!!!

Mystique wrote:

> "DUDE!"
>
> True story.


Really? Sounds just like a poorly written soap opera.

My little cousin just bites me the whole time, little biatch. (:)

Learn her to say dude!

Ma mate has been constantly saying "Dude!" to one of her work mate's one year old daughter for the last month or so, and a couple of weeks ago...we were round her house,and we were all looking at Ria(sp?)(She was making faces at us, or something) and she practically threw herself off of the couch and said "DUDE!"

True story.

You mean Get. It. Out?

Tribute wrote:
> I have an Ow on my crotch... wanna see?


Get. Out.

(:)

I have an Ow on my crotch... wanna see?

I'm waiting for my sister and her fiance to make me an uncle, so I can have a load of lasses around, and just happen to have the baby over too, hur hur hur

(hey, it worked when I had my sister's kitten running around the house, the lasses went to pieces)

cookie monster wrote:
> Armatige Shanks wrote:
> You only said that because you fancy the queen...
>
> crazystalker and the queen, sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g
>
> First comes love, then comes marriage. Then comes the baby in a golden
> carriage.


And because she's the Queen's Daughter, it'll be a baby in a golden carriage, with a crown, septre, and an assortment of Gems.

:D

Armatige Shanks wrote:
> You only said that because you fancy the queen...
>
> crazystalker and the queen, sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g

First comes love, then comes marriage. Then comes the baby in a golden carriage.

Armatige Shanks wrote:
> You only said that because you fancy the queen...

There's nothing wrong with the queen, apart from being old, and posh, and lazy, and boring, and makes a pooey crimbo speech (can i say the c word) but apart from that she's ok