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"Girl Trobles!"

My wife has just had a big argument about my wight because I have lost a lot of it and now she said that she loved me chubby confusing, I mean Igave up cigars for her and now that I`v started smoking them again she thinks I look sexy with one in my mouth. So now she gives me to mutch food, a box of cigars a week and beer whenever I im therst.

Not bad ay?!

But girls are always messing with our heads I just want to know what you think?

Expletive Deleted wrote:
> Anyway, enough of the metaphors; who actually smokes cigars here?

I do.

Cubans.

No, don't even start talking about golden showers.

This is a sireos tpic!

jhsoirnvfo nvhgoingsgoi vhsgi nvhsugoihsiuhdgohiug ohgsu. see what I mean?

What does this have to do with cigars?!

I think he's talking about your spelling

Ive got to go I run out of brandy and I want another cigar.

Be bak in five...

Well, the fact that...erm....er.

Anyway, a different question: Do you dig Brown trenches?

OK I`m all stoked up for the night so what does anyone want to talk about. May I sugest:

Tobbaco
Alcahole
Food
Sex
Gambaling

I suggest you go, before you get pushed.