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"GAD Attempt 5"

"Hello, My name is Joe Alan Thomas, JAT for short. This is my first post and I hope that it does well.

The Playstation 2 is rubbish. I want it to do rubbish. My mate has a PS2, and I think that it is poo. I once spat on it while he was not looking. The graphics are poor, the sound is crap and the games are worse. What do you think? I think that this post should get a GAD because I am stupid."

Now for a little spoof, which will definately get me, Joe Alan Thomas' that GAD

" One day I walked on some WHITESTRIPES. It was EVIL and DARK and ELITE CHAOS was going on. I saw a man who said I should become a CUBIST, but I said 'ER-NO'. I felt a bit on EDGY and SHEEPY after that, before doing that hip new dance, THE GERRID. It was a TRIBUTE to that band, the MAVERICK's. I went into a shop after that and bought some spoons and moons and weddings and rooms and broooms. As well as a MONKEY WITH AN ATTITUDE."

Just to make that GAD 100% certain, let me do a review.

"A Review on Super Monkey Ball
By Joe-Alan

I bought this the other day. I thought it was nice. I like monkeys and I like balls. You roll around in balls. That is good.

Once I met a monkey and it spat at me. So I kicked it."

Now for a couple of hints and tips

"Tip For Grand Theft Auto 3
By Joe-Alan

Don't buy this game. My mate bought it and it had half a dead rat inside the box as well as a pint of milk and Sony wouldn't repay him. The game is the worst I've Ever played as well, It's just the same as the last 2.

Cheat For Luigi's Mansion
By Joe-Alan

Suck up the ghosts with your handbag that you find in the space shuttle. My mate got the handbag and completed it in 10 minutes, which unlocks Mario as a playable character, as well as peach. MWAH!"

OVER to you Gerrid (Delete this bit)


Delete what bit? Oh I see.
I think that I need more attempts:

Joe Allen’s comments on Rare.
I love rare so much my mate says that they’re rubbish because they only make like 2 games every 5 years but I don’t agree, so I spat on his mum while he wasn’t looking. I think that Rare should not make games for Microsoft because Bill gates is a moron with greasy hair and I sent him a letter bomb because he bought Rare.

Joe-Alan’s Story of the day
GAD attempt 13

He had a knife and he wanted to slice some buxom wenches, so he boarded the first boat to the Americas. He met miss Prundice who was overly buxom. He took her under the moonlight, upon the brass poop deck as the sailors watched in amazement at his wet legs.
He had magical powers. He could get a big leg on his foot at any time of day, even if he was slicing buxom wenches upside the face.
He was spitting all over the spittoon. It was not a pretty sight, and it made bare of them heads whitey. You don’t even want to know what my mate thought that meant. Let’s just say he whiteyed bare on reaction. SO he bought an Xbox and dropped it on his foot, and it crushed his moon, which he kept there, and it was an apocalypse. He had bare crack in his palm, and he was selling it to his clients, who were all crackheads, like Lucy Reid, who was loose like reid, and bate luce, wand fatty like lane. SO I spat on them when they weren’t looking and sold them some brooms for a playaround.

Joe-Alan’s final GAD attempt, involving a review of his GAD attempts.
I think that he was sate on a spoon, but my mate said I was really good at typing, so I decided to try and win me some free games. I thought I would lose at first, because I saw that RM18 and Meka had both posted really long topics, and I decided it was time to end their reign, much like the czar of Ravich. Daniel says he fancies Sophie, but so does moon face, so there was much confusion.
In conclusion, I conclude that my mate was wrong, and that GAD is really easy to win and that Tribute was wrong as well, when he said he hated Regulars (no jokes). So I bladed him with my blades but the owens said she was angry because I was lazy and hadn’t done any work.
In conclusion, I conclude that I have the best face, and you have a loose like reid.

Tribute and Some other Geezer 2002

gerrid wrote:
> Tribute's Code:
> Hello = I like to eat whipped cream out of hairy armpits

False - Hello means I want to drink cream out of SWEATY armpits

> Whitestripes = I love you whitestripes and I want to lick you

Now this is true

Bubbly Babe wrote:
> You don't talk to girls often, do you?


Yes. Do you.

This is the greatest and best song in the world....

My code:
Blades = The things I slash you with
Moons = What you'll be eating soon
Pokey Hats = Oh wouldn't you like to know.

Tribute's Code:
Hello = I like to eat whipped cream out of hairy armpits
Whitestripes = I love you whitestripes and I want to lick you

I'm not even joking.
Moooons
Pokey Hats
Blades

Hercules! wrote:
> Oh god.

You goto church hurcules?

Oh god.

Bubbly Babe wrote:
> gerrid wrote:
> He's lying. I don't like eggs. And he's talking to you Bubbly Babe.
> He
> was trying to be subtle. Mooooons.
>
>
> You don't talk to girls often, do you?

I talk to my dog, which is a girl, does that count?

Tribute wrote:
> Drunk Cow, Me and Gerrid are having bets on how fast we can stuff eggs
> into our mouths. How old are you?
can i join?
i hate eggs so i wont eat one *runs for the eggs eats them and pthrows up* maybe i shouldnt of done that

gerrid wrote:
> He's lying. I don't like eggs. And he's talking to you Bubbly Babe. He
> was trying to be subtle. Mooooons.


You don't talk to girls often, do you?

Code To Gerrid's Posts:

MOOOOOOOOOOOOONS - Meet me on the balcony @ 8 o' clock where we shall kiss and eat fleas.

Pokey Hats - I owe everything to Tribute. He rules. Praise Him.

Blades - I fancy Micheal Jackson.