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"If you were a cow..."

If you were a cow, what breed of cow would you be?

Jersey, Gurnesy, Fresian? Or a big, fat, stupid one, who compains constantly and gets in a strop unless everything is done your way?

id be one that had no meet on so i wouldnt be killed.

I'd be an Aberdeen Angus. They are MASSIVE, and therefore invincible.

Then I'd be the kind of cow that holds hands with Wednesdays.

gerrid wrote:
> I would be the kind of cow who jumps over moons.

I'd be the type that laughs at you

I would be the kind of cow who jumps over moons.

I was on Geography trip in field of cows today

We deceided that all they do is sleep, eat and hump each other

Good life only if a variety in the food and not grass

I would be one of those cows that thinks lemmings are kool and jumps of a cliff once every year until he dies. (if it doesn't happen the first time)

I'd be a drunk one that eats its own poo then flosses with butt hairs............


I'll be o.k.

If you were a cow, what breed of cow would you be?

Jersey, Gurnesy, Fresian? Or a big, fat, stupid one, who compains constantly and gets in a strop unless everything is done your way?