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I could write a grandiose spoof where Mario gets kindknapped by Toad and Peach has to save him with only the help of a vacuum cleaner and Proffesor E. Ville. But Spoofs get boring after they are posted serveral times a day as a blatant attempt for a GAD.
I could write about my anticipation for Mario Sunshine and how playing it on a demo in Toys 'r' Us was my difining moment, but that would bore me to death, much like I am boring you right now. So I am not.
I could concoct some crazy post about SR and how it's members cold all be turned into Troll Dolls, but that would just be stupid, because I hardly know anybody.
Then again I could just write this. Why Would anyone write this? It is a pile of rubbish which will get no replys...
> *YAWN*
What can I say? I was bored
> Where am I? What time is it?
Who Cares?
> Naming your title "DON'T READ THIS" is one sure way to get
> replies.
That was the idea.