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Sun 22/09/02 at 12:51
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Posts: 787
Now, lets get ready for your first Nintendo Maths lesson...

Here are a few Basic sums...

Nintendo - Shiguru Miyamoto + Billions of Dollars = Microsoft

Nintendo + Rare = Waste of Money

Nintendo - Gameplay x Average Graphics = PS2

Now lets move onto some harder ones, to test your brain:

Mario + Guns + Blood - Colour = Grand Theft Auto 3

Miyamoto x Greed + Geekiness - Imagination + Billions of Dollars = Bill Gates

Gamecube - Stupid Advertising Campaigns = Adult Console.

Now, Lets Move Away from Nintendo for the final few sums:

X-Box - Halo = Chocalate Tea Pot

Rare - Nintendo Support + Microsoft Support = Dead in 5 Years Time

Fin

Now before anybody calls me a fanboy, this was meant as a joke on a lazy sunda afternoon to stop bordom, and I do not mean any of the insults. M'kay?
Sun 22/09/02 at 12:52
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"Grammatical Watchdo"
Posts: 1,166
hehehehehehehe.................
i hate maths.....
Sun 22/09/02 at 12:51
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"Festivus!"
Posts: 6,228
Now, lets get ready for your first Nintendo Maths lesson...

Here are a few Basic sums...

Nintendo - Shiguru Miyamoto + Billions of Dollars = Microsoft

Nintendo + Rare = Waste of Money

Nintendo - Gameplay x Average Graphics = PS2

Now lets move onto some harder ones, to test your brain:

Mario + Guns + Blood - Colour = Grand Theft Auto 3

Miyamoto x Greed + Geekiness - Imagination + Billions of Dollars = Bill Gates

Gamecube - Stupid Advertising Campaigns = Adult Console.

Now, Lets Move Away from Nintendo for the final few sums:

X-Box - Halo = Chocalate Tea Pot

Rare - Nintendo Support + Microsoft Support = Dead in 5 Years Time

Fin

Now before anybody calls me a fanboy, this was meant as a joke on a lazy sunda afternoon to stop bordom, and I do not mean any of the insults. M'kay?

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