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Sun 22/09/02 at 12:51
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Now, lets get ready for your first Nintendo Maths lesson...

Here are a few Basic sums...

Nintendo - Shiguru Miyamoto + Billions of Dollars = Microsoft

Nintendo + Rare = Waste of Money

Nintendo - Gameplay x Average Graphics = PS2

Now lets move onto some harder ones, to test your brain:

Mario + Guns + Blood - Colour = Grand Theft Auto 3

Miyamoto x Greed + Geekiness - Imagination + Billions of Dollars = Bill Gates

Gamecube - Stupid Advertising Campaigns = Adult Console.

Now, Lets Move Away from Nintendo for the final few sums:

X-Box - Halo = Chocalate Tea Pot

Rare - Nintendo Support + Microsoft Support = Dead in 5 Years Time

Fin

Now before anybody calls me a fanboy, this was meant as a joke on a lazy sunda afternoon to stop bordom, and I do not mean any of the insults. M'kay?
Sun 22/09/02 at 12:51
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"Festivus!"
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Now, lets get ready for your first Nintendo Maths lesson...

Here are a few Basic sums...

Nintendo - Shiguru Miyamoto + Billions of Dollars = Microsoft

Nintendo + Rare = Waste of Money

Nintendo - Gameplay x Average Graphics = PS2

Now lets move onto some harder ones, to test your brain:

Mario + Guns + Blood - Colour = Grand Theft Auto 3

Miyamoto x Greed + Geekiness - Imagination + Billions of Dollars = Bill Gates

Gamecube - Stupid Advertising Campaigns = Adult Console.

Now, Lets Move Away from Nintendo for the final few sums:

X-Box - Halo = Chocalate Tea Pot

Rare - Nintendo Support + Microsoft Support = Dead in 5 Years Time

Fin

Now before anybody calls me a fanboy, this was meant as a joke on a lazy sunda afternoon to stop bordom, and I do not mean any of the insults. M'kay?
Sun 22/09/02 at 12:52
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"Grammatical Watchdo"
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hehehehehehehe.................
i hate maths.....
Sun 22/09/02 at 12:57
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Syphonical wrote:
> hehehehehehehe.................
> i hate maths.....

Who doesn't?


Bill Gates
Sun 22/09/02 at 13:01
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"Australian Person."
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"Miyamoto x Greed + Geekiness - Imagination + Billions of Dollars = Bill Gates "
Lol! Great stuff mate!
Sun 22/09/02 at 13:04
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D.J Cat wrote:
> Lol! Great stuff mate!

Thank you!
Sun 22/09/02 at 13:46
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That made me laugh. Which is good.
Thankyou for making me laugh.
Sun 22/09/02 at 13:47
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"Festivus!"
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gerrid wrote:
> That made me laugh. Which is good.
> Thankyou for making me laugh.

I enjoy making people laugh. Which i enjoy
Thank you for laughing
Sun 22/09/02 at 13:55
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"Sex On Wheels"
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Well it got me laughing although Rare abd microsoft better not fail unless they wont to deal with me after I buy my X-box at christmas ;D
Sun 22/09/02 at 13:57
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Cubist wrote:
> Well it got me laughing although Rare abd microsoft better not fail
> unless they wont to deal with me after I buy my X-box at christmas ;D

I hope it fails and Rare are bought for 50 pence and a packet of walkers crisps by Nintendo...
Sun 22/09/02 at 21:34
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Tribute wrote:
> I hope it fails and Rare are bought for 50 pence and a packet of
> walkers crisps by Nintendo...

It should have been Golden Wonder.. Rare aren't worth Walkers

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