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"Nose Bleed"

Just had a nose bleed, lasted a while and now I feel as weak as a kitten.
Rather weird feeling.

I bet I can get drunk much faster now.
:-)

cookie monster wrote:
> You mean nobody seen it as a sign of god? Unbelievable.

Hehe.

"I am pleased with your work. I shall now prove my satisfaction by giving Tom a nosebleed. Feel my wrath!"

Only time i've ever had a nose bleed is when I broke my nose whilst playing a game of beat the crap out of the slack jawed Country folk.

Caught them nicking my mates Hub Caps (off his car) and boy did they pay, I also did, some b'sterd hooked my nose and splat, was bleeding for about 5 minutes which was nice.

Tóm wrote:
> Never had any at school. But I have had a nosebleed in church, during
> the big holy bit - which was slightly embarassing.

You mean nobody seen it as a sign of god? Unbelievable.

I had a nosebleed in a Science lesson once, dripped all over my work it did, got me outta the lesson for a while too, damn I disliked Science.

I hit the water really hard once at a swimming pool, and my nose started bleeding. Surprisingly, people were more bothered about whether or not I was alright, rather than asking if I had any diseases I'd just leaked into the pool, heh

It was really short, and I was soon back in the water, jumping in again

Never had any at school. But I have had a nosebleed in church, during the big holy bit - which was slightly embarassing.

"Never had a nose bleed so I don't really know!

Never Never Never"

I hope you realise that you're probably more likely to get blood clots etc, as nosebleeds are your body's way of getting rid of excess blood

Anyway, I've been cursed with a weak bridge, so my nose pops easily, as well as a LOT of natural nose bleeds. They used to really freak me out when I was young, because I would see the blood and panick, then I couldn't sit still so it would bleed even more. I hated them.

Two or three times a year, I go through a time of constant nose bleeds, which start randomly. After a few weeks, things go back to normal for months and months, until the next time...

I remember going home for my dinner once, and my nose started bleeding really heavily. I phoned a kid with my mobile, and told him to tell the teachers I wouldn't be in. That was at about 1pm. By 4pm, it had stopped. Over three hours of having to hold kitchen roll and ice cubes to my nose, whilst trying to pinch it so it would clot. At one point it stopped, but I pulled the clot out by accident and it started gushing again. Man, you shoulda seen the sink, it was flooded.

I've had a few at school before, they suck because you have to sit in the bogs for about half an hour, with kids coming in every two minutes and asking what you're doing holding bog roll to your face

Well since im self appointed safety monitor i will give you some advice.

Pinch your nose just above the end of the bone closest to the tip of your nose. Approximately between the second from the top and third from the top set of asterisks on my complex diagram.

******|
******/
*****/
****/
****--=--
********(____
********(
********/
*******(_____
Now after pinching bend your head FORWARD. NOT backward, as this causes you to gag on your own blood, and could actually kill you if there is enough blood streaming.

Heed these words.

He sure does, one of the few things he does watch on TV.

Gold star goes too Moderation and a special clap for watching the Simpsons.

that exact line was on the simsons,just telling you......star person watches the simsons