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"Did you have any weirdos at school?"

I had a German boy in my Music class who was into the Sex Pistols and what not. He then claimed he could perform white magic, open locks with his mind, predict the future and read minds.
Then, we had this discussion:

Me = "
Him (Sebastian, or Sebby) = [

"I'm thinking of a number between one or ten"

[No your not]

"Yes I am"

[No, you are thinking of 69] (Sick old me)

And guess which number I was thinking of...?

Strange.

Well with me being 14 i'm still at school. and I can only name two strange people.

Theres this one kid, has no mates and walks around school by himself. when someone takes the P!ss out of him he clenches (sp) his fists and claims he has super human strenth, and claims that Dragon Ball Z is real. Strange kid.

Theres another person girl she is. She isn't the best of looking girls that probaly explains why she has no mates/boyfreinds. She also walks around school by her self. Then when it comes to her lessons she wil lgo to the wrong class and get taught there while that group of year 10's. Then the next day when the other lot of year 10's get taught there she'll go again, strange that.

I left school a while ago, but I can still remember a couple weirdoes there. There was one kid in the above me, who had no real friends and just walked all around the school every dinner and break like a zombie. People always made fun of him when he was walking, but he never acknowledged them, weird. There was another guy in the above as well, who always spoke to himself. I stayed well away from him.

Tell you another thing; I had a pretty weird teacher at school as well, though I think every school has at least one. He had the nickname 'Greendog' after his name (which I can't spell) he was a fat hunchback, who spoke kind of funny. One day someone said they walked into a store room near where he teaches, and caught him with his pants round his ankles, and... Well I'll leave that to your imagination. Don't know whether that was a rumour, but he got the p##s taken out him ever after that incident.

And that’s not all. Just before I started my last year at my high school, Greendog got arrested for stealing money from a local church. He was never seen at school again, but me, my friends and pretty much everyone else (except the head of course) found that bloody funny.

Mmm, something....

Yep, loads in last year of secondary school;

Liam; spent most of his time playing truant and hiding on the nearby park glue sniffing and some other weird thing he had in a bottle (we'd see him there in the morning when we walked to school, and there in the afternoon when we went back home), currently he residing at her majesty's pleasure..

Chris; Great guy, really interesting to talk to, friendly if you knew him, but spent his off school time comitting about every petty crime known to man, also in prison now.

Toby, weird kid who hung around and worshipped these other two guys who thought they were the "coolest" in school, they'd do stuff to him like hold his finger on the sander, stab him with compasses in maths, throw him in mud e.t.c yet he still hung around them and did everything they said....

Jason; once hardest kid in the year, really weird because he was like mafia vicious, got kicked out in the last year, took up glue sniffing and tadaa...in prison !

Emma, weirdest girl I've ever seen, she had long frizzy hair and it was coloured nearly white, she was absolutely mental and would sit in lessons talking to herself and laughing madly, completely at random. Total nutter, I see her at work sometimes and she's now part of the pushchair brigade lol

Lastly, before everyone thinks most of my year are now in prisons (we just had a lot of bad people - about 20 went to sixth form including me, other 100 odd didn't do anything else) there's one of my friends (who stays nameless.

He was really quiet, never had a fight with anyone or argued, then one time in RE one of our school wannabe bullies started on him, called him (whilst teacher was gone) then pushed hum, then hit him, mate picks up his chair and throws it right at the guy, it smacks this other lad in the face and then hits the window (we're on 2nd floor), my mate then jumps onto him and smacks him in the face and they had a fight, until the teaher came in...ho hum.........

Who said school is the best days of your life anyway ?

~~Belldandy~~

If only I knew Sebby now.

"Your a wizard, Sebby.."

And many other spoofy jokes.

Heh, yeah my year had loads of weirdos.
Bless, this one girl she was mental.
Someone told her that Sad-man hoo-sain(Better to spell it totally wrong eh?) was going to bomb England that afternoon..so she spent the whole textiles lesson sitting under a desk. I think she tried to bite someone when they tried to reach in for her.
heh

I had a German boy in my Music class who was into the Sex Pistols and what not. He then claimed he could perform white magic, open locks with his mind, predict the future and read minds.
Then, we had this discussion:

Me = "
Him (Sebastian, or Sebby) = [

"I'm thinking of a number between one or ten"

[No your not]

"Yes I am"

[No, you are thinking of 69] (Sick old me)

And guess which number I was thinking of...?

Strange.