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"Dont ban me for this SR heh heh"

Mr Cadbury and Ms Rowntree met on a coach journey, it was After Eight. She
was from Quality Street, he was a Fishermans Friend. On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine Gum.

He asked her name, "Polo - I'm the one with the hole" she said. "I'm the one with the Nuts" he thought. Then he touched her Milky Way. They checked in and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt the contrast of her Double Decker.

Then he showed her his Curly Wurly. But Ms Rowntree wasn't keen as she
already had a few Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he came out his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more but he decided to take a Time Out. However, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetising.

So he did a Twirl and had a Picnic in her Sherbert. At the same time he gave her a Gob Stopper. Unfortunately Mr Cadbury had to go home to his wife,Caramel. Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught V.D. It turns out MsRowntree had a Box of Assorted Creams. She had been with All Sorts.

Mr Ripper wrote:
> I don't get it, it' just about some sweets... nothing offensive.
>

Heh you're right it must just be the way my head works.

Brilliant...

...nuff said.

Domaye wrote:
> I agree I love curly wurlys

HAHHAHAAAA!!

I agree I love curly wurlys

:-O

amazing.

I don't get it, it' just about some sweets... nothing offensive.


;P

Brillianto.

Craw wrote:
> already had a few Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down
> Bourneville Boulevard. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of
> Fudge.

Class

heh I agree please don't ban craw, it's not bad... ...is it? ;)

slik ~_~

LOL. Classic.