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Mon 16/09/02 at 20:13
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Everybody please watch out for the following viruses

The Manchester United Virus... This is where your PC thinks it is far superior than any other PC and develops a memory disorder, forgetting anything that happened before 1993.

The David Beckham Virus ... This affects newer PC's mainly. The computer looks great, and all the lights are on, but nothing works.

The Roy Keane Virus... This one is particularly nasty and will throw you out of Windows.

The Alex Ferguson Virus... The computer develops a continuous whining noise and then the screen clock runs a lot faster or slower (depending on how your days been), than all other computers.

The Fabien Barthez Virus... This ones particularly harmful - you just can't save anything.

The Neville Bros Virus... Just when you think things can't get any worse, this one pops up and causes a calamitous error.

The Ryan Giggs Virus... The computer develops a processor problem, whereby it thinks it's better than it actually is. It also experiences dramatic fluctuation in performance.

The Luke Chadwick Virus... This one is a particularly ugly one.

The Paul Scholes Virus... which works fine for the European market, but somehow fails to perform in Japan.

The Laurent Blanc Virus... which is too slow for modern processes, the lack of speed makes you look in disbelief at your monitor.

The Manchester United shirt Virus this one is hard to detect as it changes it's Format every 3 months.

:-)
Mon 16/09/02 at 20:58
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"Foxes 4 Ever!!!"
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Lol.
Mon 16/09/02 at 20:49
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"sdomehtongng"
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The Paolo Di Canio Virus - Slows down after 45 mins.
Mon 16/09/02 at 20:46
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"Bobba you"
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Lol, I found that quite funny.
Mon 16/09/02 at 20:17
"The Will of D."
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LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!

ABSOLUTE TRUTH!
Mon 16/09/02 at 20:14
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"no longer El Blokey"
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Ooooooooooold.
Mon 16/09/02 at 20:13
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"ATAT Supremo"
Posts: 6,238
Everybody please watch out for the following viruses

The Manchester United Virus... This is where your PC thinks it is far superior than any other PC and develops a memory disorder, forgetting anything that happened before 1993.

The David Beckham Virus ... This affects newer PC's mainly. The computer looks great, and all the lights are on, but nothing works.

The Roy Keane Virus... This one is particularly nasty and will throw you out of Windows.

The Alex Ferguson Virus... The computer develops a continuous whining noise and then the screen clock runs a lot faster or slower (depending on how your days been), than all other computers.

The Fabien Barthez Virus... This ones particularly harmful - you just can't save anything.

The Neville Bros Virus... Just when you think things can't get any worse, this one pops up and causes a calamitous error.

The Ryan Giggs Virus... The computer develops a processor problem, whereby it thinks it's better than it actually is. It also experiences dramatic fluctuation in performance.

The Luke Chadwick Virus... This one is a particularly ugly one.

The Paul Scholes Virus... which works fine for the European market, but somehow fails to perform in Japan.

The Laurent Blanc Virus... which is too slow for modern processes, the lack of speed makes you look in disbelief at your monitor.

The Manchester United shirt Virus this one is hard to detect as it changes it's Format every 3 months.

:-)

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