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Everybody please watch out for the following viruses
The Manchester United Virus... This is where your PC thinks it is far superior than any other PC and develops a memory disorder, forgetting anything that happened before 1993.
The David Beckham Virus ... This affects newer PC's mainly. The computer looks great, and all the lights are on, but nothing works.
The Roy Keane Virus... This one is particularly nasty and will throw you out of Windows.
The Alex Ferguson Virus... The computer develops a continuous whining noise and then the screen clock runs a lot faster or slower (depending on how your days been), than all other computers.
The Fabien Barthez Virus... This ones particularly harmful - you just can't save anything.
The Neville Bros Virus... Just when you think things can't get any worse, this one pops up and causes a calamitous error.
The Ryan Giggs Virus... The computer develops a processor problem, whereby it thinks it's better than it actually is. It also experiences dramatic fluctuation in performance.
The Luke Chadwick Virus... This one is a particularly ugly one.
The Paul Scholes Virus... which works fine for the European market, but somehow fails to perform in Japan.
The Laurent Blanc Virus... which is too slow for modern processes, the lack of speed makes you look in disbelief at your monitor.
The Manchester United shirt Virus this one is hard to detect as it changes it's Format every 3 months.
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The Manchester United Virus... This is where your PC thinks it is far superior than any other PC and develops a memory disorder, forgetting anything that happened before 1993.
The David Beckham Virus ... This affects newer PC's mainly. The computer looks great, and all the lights are on, but nothing works.
The Roy Keane Virus... This one is particularly nasty and will throw you out of Windows.
The Alex Ferguson Virus... The computer develops a continuous whining noise and then the screen clock runs a lot faster or slower (depending on how your days been), than all other computers.
The Fabien Barthez Virus... This ones particularly harmful - you just can't save anything.
The Neville Bros Virus... Just when you think things can't get any worse, this one pops up and causes a calamitous error.
The Ryan Giggs Virus... The computer develops a processor problem, whereby it thinks it's better than it actually is. It also experiences dramatic fluctuation in performance.
The Luke Chadwick Virus... This one is a particularly ugly one.
The Paul Scholes Virus... which works fine for the European market, but somehow fails to perform in Japan.
The Laurent Blanc Virus... which is too slow for modern processes, the lack of speed makes you look in disbelief at your monitor.
The Manchester United shirt Virus this one is hard to detect as it changes it's Format every 3 months.
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Or†ega wrote:
> That ones a little sick
No, it's very sick!
> That ones a little sick
No, it's very sick!
Gerrard Houllier virus... interferes with your display, making your eyes face in opposite directions.
New One :)
Chelsea Virus - This slowly changes your English made PC components to French, Italian, Ukranian, Finland, Ukraine etc, until there isn't a single English-processed piece of software on your PC.
Chelsea Virus - This slowly changes your English made PC components to French, Italian, Ukranian, Finland, Ukraine etc, until there isn't a single English-processed piece of software on your PC.
I thought the Busby Babes one was sick too...
Anyway. Arsene Wenger virus - Makes your screen go blank, just when something bad is about to happen. You NEVER get to see the bad stuff.
Anyway. Arsene Wenger virus - Makes your screen go blank, just when something bad is about to happen. You NEVER get to see the bad stuff.
WòókieeMøn§†€® wrote:
> The Busby Babes virus - causes unrecoverable crashes.
That ones a little sick
> The Busby Babes virus - causes unrecoverable crashes.
That ones a little sick
i read those from the topic somewhere before
twelve offers and left from the when is that do you starkly resist?
did you where speak to english learn says HI!?
lol, and they are all confirmed by everyone the sez HI in the forum. HI people :D
The George Best virus - slow liquifies your computers insides for several decades, before demanding new components which would better serve a newer machine.
The Eric Canton virus - when booting, boots back.
The Busby Babes virus - causes unrecoverable crashes.
The Eric Canton virus - when booting, boots back.
The Busby Babes virus - causes unrecoverable crashes.
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