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Come on everone, lets get into the guiness book of records. Write completely random stuff here, and try to get the thread longer than 600 replies (the world record) WOOHOO LETS GO. In fact i got an i dea, lets have a word game. I write a word, and u reply with the first word which comes into your head.
1st Word:----------------> Playstation 2
1st Word:----------------> Playstation 2
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More Computing Terms Explained:
Assembler; a person who puts computer kits together.
Baud; a woman who keeps a brothel.
Bus; a mass-transit vehicle .
Card reader; a fortune teller.
Checksum; bank balance at the end of month.
Clock interrupt; what wakes you up in the morning.
Conditional branch; a dowsing rod.
Cyclic redundancy check; taking inventory at a bike shop.
Debug; what an exterminator does.
Diode; what happens to people who don't die young.
Disassembler; one who takes things apart.
Fifo; a name of a dog.
Floppy disk; lower back trouble.
Flowcharts; maps used by river boat pilots.
Handshaking; state of the user after he discovers, "delete*.*;*".
Hex; to cast a spell.
High-level language; spoken at summit meetings.
Indirect addressing; confidential mail forwarding.
Memory refresh; souvenirs, slides etc.
Mother board; see soap opera (or go shopping).
OS; a mythical land, see wizard of... .
Random Access Storage; e.g. an attic.
Real Time; length of a movie.
Rectifier; the result of a collision with a gas truck.
ROM; a gypsy man.
Scan; a garbage receptacle ( s. can).
Software; polyester double knit.
Straightforward; basketball player not on coke.
Subroutine; u-boat drill.
Assembler; a person who puts computer kits together.
Baud; a woman who keeps a brothel.
Bus; a mass-transit vehicle .
Card reader; a fortune teller.
Checksum; bank balance at the end of month.
Clock interrupt; what wakes you up in the morning.
Conditional branch; a dowsing rod.
Cyclic redundancy check; taking inventory at a bike shop.
Debug; what an exterminator does.
Diode; what happens to people who don't die young.
Disassembler; one who takes things apart.
Fifo; a name of a dog.
Floppy disk; lower back trouble.
Flowcharts; maps used by river boat pilots.
Handshaking; state of the user after he discovers, "delete*.*;*".
Hex; to cast a spell.
High-level language; spoken at summit meetings.
Indirect addressing; confidential mail forwarding.
Memory refresh; souvenirs, slides etc.
Mother board; see soap opera (or go shopping).
OS; a mythical land, see wizard of... .
Random Access Storage; e.g. an attic.
Real Time; length of a movie.
Rectifier; the result of a collision with a gas truck.
ROM; a gypsy man.
Scan; a garbage receptacle ( s. can).
Software; polyester double knit.
Straightforward; basketball player not on coke.
Subroutine; u-boat drill.
New MS operating system to be called WALLS after today's merger with the market leader in Ice Cream.
WALLS has no windows or doors. Early bugs suggest it may paint you into a corner but MS say this is their ICEing on the cake, the CREAM of their SOFTware.
A smokesperson said "this is just one small step for mankind. We are very exited about our new CONE which will merge old and new technology to produce MICROSOFT ICE DISPENSER, our most realistic Skimutator yet.... Anyway we had to buy something with all of our money"
WALLS has no windows or doors. Early bugs suggest it may paint you into a corner but MS say this is their ICEing on the cake, the CREAM of their SOFTware.
A smokesperson said "this is just one small step for mankind. We are very exited about our new CONE which will merge old and new technology to produce MICROSOFT ICE DISPENSER, our most realistic Skimutator yet.... Anyway we had to buy something with all of our money"
Headline News:
Man Fitted with Monkey's Heart goes Bananas.
Man Fitted with Monkey's Heart goes Bananas.
I'll just pop into bed now.....
Those computing terms explained:
Transistor: When your sister dresses up as a guy.
RAM: American Footballer from Los Angeles.
Bit: Past tense of bite.
Bytes: What a vampire does.
Personal Computing: Kinky dating service.
Hardware: Helmets, gauntlets, etc.
Transistor: When your sister dresses up as a guy.
RAM: American Footballer from Los Angeles.
Bit: Past tense of bite.
Bytes: What a vampire does.
Personal Computing: Kinky dating service.
Hardware: Helmets, gauntlets, etc.
Clinton and Gates to marry!
"I did not have sex with that browser"
New browser to be launched called Monica. It's supposed to be real easy to use
"I did not have sex with that browser"
New browser to be launched called Monica. It's supposed to be real easy to use
Microsoft report record losses: Curtains for Windows?
Vanessa Phelps signs licensing deal with Virgin Records: first release to be under the name of Fat Girl Slim.
New console to be called Game Over
Microsoft and the Inland Revenue to merge: new console to be X-Rated.
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