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1st Word:----------------> Playstation 2
I'm sure there's been something better than this, but it appears that gaming has dulled my memory somewhat...
Me: Discovering that after knocking Liquid Snake off the Metal Gear, you get to do the Jeep Chase sequence, one of the most fun parts of the whole game.....first time anyway.
Pop.
In a packed auditorium of sexual phsycology research students, the lecturer said: 'OK, an experiment...hands up all those who have sex at least once a day!"
50% of the audience smiled and put their hands in the air.
'OK, who has sex at least once a week?'
30% of not so happy people put their hand in the air.
'And once a month?'
19% of very unhappy people put their hands up.
'And finally,' the lecturer beamed, knowing full well his theory would be proven by the last question, 'hands up those of you who only have sex once a year.'
One little old guy at the back jumps up and down waving his arms in the air, smiling all over his face.
'Er, why are you smiling?' asked the confuddled lecturer.
The little old man shouts out: 'Because it's tonight! It's tonight!!'