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"WORLDS LONGEST THREAD!!!!! Record attempt"

Come on everone, lets get into the guiness book of records. Write completely random stuff here, and try to get the thread longer than 600 replies (the world record) WOOHOO LETS GO. In fact i got an i dea, lets have a word game. I write a word, and u reply with the first word which comes into your head.


1st Word:----------------> Playstation 2

That's a load of....


(obvious comment, not that I don't believe you Grix)

I hate to think who owns www.flatulence.com

One day, long before I discovered this site, I was on the prowl for stupid websites.

On my journey, I found a website that would tell you who, or what, had registered a certain website, and would give you details on how to contact them.

I typed in www.ar*e.com, after a large viewing of Father Ted, that hadn't affected me whatsoever.

Up came who the site was registered to... and I haven't laughed so much since then...

Official owners of www.ar*e.com:

The Ana l Research Society of England. The A.R.S.E foundation. Incredibly, it was a real orginisation... which made in more funnier...

I nearly took the address down, so I could write to them to tell them how much they made me laugh.

I appear to have strung together a large number of consecutive and pointless replies. A good day`s work it seems.

Sadly there are no alcoholic drinks in this building, otherwise I might have seen some really interesting stuff!

Ah! There is a bottle of plain water next to a French dictionary over by the wall. That confirms that the least interesting books are accompanied by the equally interesting text books!

Oops, somebody just moved a Circulation book from the American Heart Association next to the Frijj. This has changed the possible correlation slightly, but it still seems that the most popular drink is next to the most interesting text book.

There appears to be a "Fresh Thick Banana Flavoured Milkshake Frijj" by the computer next to me. It doesn`t have any text books next to it.
Perhaps there is a connection between the type of drink, and the text book it is next to?

I`ve left a can of coke sitting on my copy of H Anton`s book - Calculus. I`m supposed to know what is going on inside that book ready for my exams last month, but I haven`t managed to lift the cover yet due to the fact that there is a can of coke sat on it. I bet that coke isn`t very drinkable now.

There is a can of diet apple tango right next to this computer. Its sat on some book called BNF 39 (something to do with the British Medical association). BNF stands for British National Formulary. Well, isn`t that good.

No, but it makes me feel like a Guinness. Damn, forgot how to spell Guiness.