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"WORLDS LONGEST THREAD!!!!! Record attempt"

Come on everone, lets get into the guiness book of records. Write completely random stuff here, and try to get the thread longer than 600 replies (the world record) WOOHOO LETS GO. In fact i got an i dea, lets have a word game. I write a word, and u reply with the first word which comes into your head.


1st Word:----------------> Playstation 2

Has anyone seen my 146754ft pet python named Tarquin?

Answers on a postcard to the usual address.......

So does that mean t!t is a swear word, cos i cant post that!

Actually I know of the swearing restrictions on here.... bloody really isnt a swear word. See! It came up again! It mustnt be a swear word if it comes up! Remember, we couldnt talk about gory games without bloody!

My mother was an ape, My father was an ape but my son was a duck?

damospud, how can you swear on here? no-one else can, it looks like you spelt in properly and didnt pull a fast one, so how did you do it????????

Hey! Cool it man!

Tony and Ali have both contributed to this topic so it's obviously doing no harm to the server.

Just ignore it if you want. We're only having fun.

Oh for the love of God! Why the hell are you still trying to do this! Look I was a regular here when you first started this bloody thing! Ill bet youll never break the world record, youll need about 1000000 posts to do it. Itll probably mess up SR servers!

Hey! I know, I haven't contributed to the Worlds Longest Thread recently.

Ah! So refreshing!

fantasymeiste® wrote:
> One particular Christmas season, a long time ago, Santa was getting
> ready for his annual trip. But there were problems. Four of his
> elves were sick, and the trainee elves just weren't working out.
>

Things got worse when Mrs. Claus told him her mother was coming
> to visit. Then, when he went to harness the reindeer, he found that
> three of them were about to give birth. Two others had jumped the
> fence and were out carousing, heaven knows where.

When he went to
> load the sleigh, one of the side boards cracked and the toy bag fell
> to the ground, scattering the toys. Frustrated, Santa went into the
> house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey, but when he opened
> the cupboard, he discovered the elves had apparently had a party,
> and there was nothing left to drink.

Just as he accidentally
> dropped the coffee pot, breaking it in hundreds of little pieces,
> the doorbell rang. Santa opened the door, cursing beneath his
> breath, and there stood a beautiful little angel with an enormous,
> perfectly shaped Christmas Traditions Christmas tree.

"Merry
> Christmas Santa," the angel said. "Isn't it just a lovely
> day to be alive? Look! I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would
> you like me to put it?"

Thus began the tradition of the
> little angel on top of the Christmas.
tree.

I doubt anyone can find the original place this was posted! Except maybe those who run the place.

What's all this about getting rid of Dan's post?
It's not anything to do with me is it?