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1st Word:----------------> Playstation 2
Your console is on the blink
It's 07:51am in the morning and you're waiting for something interesting to happen
Your girlfriend is still asleep so you've nothing to keep your hands busy
It's a Sunday
Your watching the little bars progress on the screen whilst you defrag your hard disc
Its got Metal Gear X coming out on it
For the money, it's great value
It's the most powerful console in the world, one shot at it and it'll blow your head clean off
Its got The Matrix coming out on it
Bill Gates is a very nice person really
Top Five Reasons to buy a Dreamcast:
Great back catalogue of games
128-bit Graphics
CD-format = Loads of FMV
The games are dirt cheap
The consoles cost as much as a game
Top Five Reasons to buy a PS2:
Sony has some great games
Its got Metal Gear Solid 2 coming out on it
Sqaure Soft develop for it
It's got a built in DVD player
It's a great Next Gen console
Top Five Reasons to buy an N64:
.......
ok then....
Top Five Reasons NOT to buy an N64:
It's dead when the Gamecube gets released
It's made by Nintendo exploiting a child workforce in a third world country (the UK)
It's dead before the Gamecube gets released
The games are expensive
Top Five Reasons to have Top Five Reasons Lists:
They can be fun
They can be thought provoking
It's something to type when I can't think straight
It's something to type when I CAN think straight, but just can't be bothered to type straight thinking stuff
I have trouble counting past 5
I was out all night
I'm playing Grandia 2
I'm a night person anyway
I need a coffee
I can't stop typing in this forum
Top
> five Nasal hair removers
Braun
Gillette
Black and Decker pliers
Dyson
Your fingers
Top five "How to bite your own
> toenail tips"
Make sure they're your own toenails to start with
Flexibility is the key
Always consult your doctor first
Don't do it at your desk at work
Use your own teeth, don't borrow someone elses
Top five Shampoo adverts
"Like she just stepped out of a hedge"
"Take two bottles into the shower? Not me, I take two girls instead."
"Because I'm worth it"
Head and Shoulders
Imperial Leather Soap
Top five Tampax
> adverts
The one with the Rollerskates
The one with the Gymnasts
The one where they pour half the atlantic ocean into a pantyliner without it spilling a single drop
The one with Sylvester Stallone in it
The other one
Top five Annoying kids in TV commercials.
Any advert for nappies
Any advert for Fairy Liquid
Any advert for toys at Christmas time
Any advert for Birds Eye
McDonalds
> Top Five Top Five's of All Time
Top Five Baby Names
Top Five
> Charts (CD-Singles)
Top Five Apostles
Top Five Clean Beach Awards
> (1976)
Top Five Beard Trimmers
Can't agree with you there FM, they have to be:
Top five Nasal hair removers
Top five "How to bite your own toenail tips"
Top five Shampoo adverts
Top five Tampax adverts
Top five Annoying kids in TV commercials.
1. Tescos Split Tin
2. Asda Split tin
3. Sainsburys loaf
The others dont count as all pre-packed bread, ie hovis kingsmill etc taste like pants!!!!!
Mine's better than yours (Naah Naah Nanaaah Haah)
HOW MUCH!!!!!
The History of the Console Essay
Nintys and their use in society/culling
The ign paste
Fun Lovin Criminals
Space Brothers
Terrorvision
Guns n Roses
Eminem
Top Five Baby Names
Top Five Charts (CD-Singles)
Top Five Apostles
Top Five Clean Beach Awards (1976)
Top Five Beard Trimmers